The Every-day Book and Table Book. v. 3 (of 3): Everlasting Calerdar of Popular Amusements, Sports, Pastimes, Ceremonies, Manners, Customs and Events, Incident to Each of the Three Hundred and Sixty-five Days, in past and Present Times; Forming a Complete History of the Year, Month, and Seasons, and a Perpetual Key to the AlmanacHone, William
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The Every-day Book and Table Book. v. 3 (of 3): Everlasting Calerdar of Popular Amusements, Sports, Pastimes, Ceremonies, Manners, Customs and Events, Incident to Each of the Three Hundred and Sixty-five Days, in past and Present Times; Forming a Complete History of the Year, Month, and Seasons, and a Perpetual Key to the Almanac
Hone, William
Days; Great Britain -- Social life and customs
My author further adds, that any person who is possessed of this secret,
may safely walk over burning coals, or red-hot plough-shares; and he
fortifies his assertion by the example of blacksmiths and forgemen, many
of whom acquire such a degree of callosity, by often handling hot
things, that they will carry a glowing bar of iron in their naked hands,
without hurt.
Whether Mr. Powell will take it kindly of me thus to have published his
secret, I cannot tell; but as he now begins to drop into years, has no
children that I know of, and may die suddenly, or without making a will,
I think it is a great pity so genteel an occupation should become one of
the _artes perditæ_, as possibly it may, if proper care is not taken;
and therefore hope, after this information, some true-hearted Englishman
will take it up again for the honour of his country, when he reads in
the newspapers, _Yesterday died, much lamented, the famous Mr._ Powell.
_He was the best, if not the only fire-eater in this world, and it is
greatly to be feared his art is dead with him._
* * * * *
Notwithstanding the preceding disclosure of Powell’s “grand secret,” he
continued to maintain his good name and reputation till after Dr.
Johnson was pensioned, in the year 1762. We are assured of the fact by
the internal evidence of the following article, preserved by a collector
of odd things, who obtained it he knew not how:--
GENIUS UNREWARDED.
We have been lately honoured with the presence of the celebrated Mr.
Powell, who, I suppose, must formerly have existed in a comet; and by
one of those unforeseen accidents which sometimes happen to the most
exalted characters, has dropped from its tail.
His common food is brimstone and fire, which he licks up as eagerly as a
hungry peasant would a mess of pottage; he feeds on this extraordinary
diet before princes and peers, to their infinite satisfaction; and such
is his passion for this terrible element, that if he were to come hungry
into your kitchen, while a sirloin was roasting, he would eat up the
fire, and leave the beef.
It is somewhat surprising, that the friends of _real merit_ have not yet
promoted him, living, as we do, in an age favourable to men of genius:
Mr. Johnson has been rewarded with a pension for writing, and Mr.
Sheridan for speaking well; but Mr. Powell, who _eats well_, has not yet
been noticed by any administration. Obliged to wander from place to
place, instead of indulging, himself in private with his favourite dish,
he is under the uncomfortable necessity of eating in public, and helping
himself from the kitchen fire of some paltry alehouse in the country.
O tempora! O mores![81]
[81] Lounger’s Common Place Book
Vol. I.--11.
[Illustration: ~March Fair, at Brough, Westmoreland.~]
_For the Table Book_
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