The Every-day Book and Table Book. v. 3 (of 3): Everlasting Calerdar of Popular Amusements, Sports, Pastimes, Ceremonies, Manners, Customs and Events, Incident to Each of the Three Hundred and Sixty-five Days, in past and Present Times; Forming a Complete History of the Year, Month, and Seasons, and a Perpetual Key to the AlmanacHone, William
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The Every-day Book and Table Book. v. 3 (of 3): Everlasting Calerdar of Popular Amusements, Sports, Pastimes, Ceremonies, Manners, Customs and Events, Incident to Each of the Three Hundred and Sixty-five Days, in past and Present Times; Forming a Complete History of the Year, Month, and Seasons, and a Perpetual Key to the Almanac
Hone, William
Days; Great Britain -- Social life and customs
Don Torribio was not a person who could incite or urge his friend to be
guilty of parricide, nor did he indulge himself in the least resentment
against the mother of the prelate. To say the truth, however, this
mother was a good kind of woman, nearly superannuated. She lived quietly
with her cat and her maid servant, and scarcely knew the name of her
confessor. Was it likely, then, that she had procured don Pablas his
archbishopric? Was it not _more_ than probable that he was indebted for
it to a Gallician lady, his cousin, at once devout and handsome, in
whose company his grace the archbishop had frequently been edified
during his residence at Compostella? Be this as it may, don Torribio
followed his eminence to Rome. Scarcely had he arrived at that city ere
the pope died. The conclave met--all the voices of the sacred college
were in favour of the Spanish cardinal. Behold him therefore pope.
Immediately after the ceremony of his exaltation, don Torribio, admitted
to a secret audience, wept with joy while he kissed the feet of his dear
pupil. He modestly represented his long and faithful services, reminded
his holiness of those inviolable promises which he had renewed before he
entered the conclave, and instead of demanding the vacant hat for don
Benjamin, finished with most exemplary moderation by renouncing every
ambitious hope. He and his son, he said, would both esteem themselves
too happy if his holiness would bestow on them, together with his
benediction, the smallest temporal benefice; such as an annuity for
life, sufficient for the few wants of an ecclesiastic and a philosopher.
During this harangue the sovereign pontiff considered within himself how
to dispose of his preceptor. He reflected he was no longer necessary;
that he already knew as much of magic as was sufficient for a pope.
After weighing every circumstance, his holiness concluded that don
Torribio was not only an useless, but a _troublesome_ pedant; and this
point determined, he replied in the following words:
“We have learned, with concern, that under the pretext of cultivating
the occult sciences, you maintain a horrible intercourse with the spirit
of darkness and deceit; we therefore exhort you, as a father, to expiate
your crime by a repentance proportionable to its enormity. Moreover, we
enjoin you to depart from the territories of the church within three
days, under penalty of being delivered over to the secular arm, and its
merciless flames.”
Don Torribio, without being alarmed, immediately repeated the three
mysterious words which the reader was desired to remember; and going to
a window, cried out with all his force, “Jacintha, you need spit but one
partridge; for my friend, the dean, will _not_ sup here to-night.”
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