The Every-day Book and Table Book. v. 3 (of 3): Everlasting Calerdar of Popular Amusements, Sports, Pastimes, Ceremonies, Manners, Customs and Events, Incident to Each of the Three Hundred and Sixty-five Days, in past and Present Times; Forming a Complete History of the Year, Month, and Seasons, and a Perpetual Key to the AlmanacHone, William
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The Every-day Book and Table Book. v. 3 (of 3): Everlasting Calerdar of Popular Amusements, Sports, Pastimes, Ceremonies, Manners, Customs and Events, Incident to Each of the Three Hundred and Sixty-five Days, in past and Present Times; Forming a Complete History of the Year, Month, and Seasons, and a Perpetual Key to the Almanac
Hone, William
Days; Great Britain -- Social life and customs
All the year round, and every day in the year, the newsman must rise
soon after four o’clock, and be at the newspaper offices to procure a
few of the first morning papers allotted to him, at extra charges, for
particular orders, and despatch them by the “early coaches.” Afterwards,
he has to wait for his share of the “regular” publication of each paper,
and he allots these as well as he can among some of the most urgent of
his town orders. The _next_ publication at a later hour is devoted to
his remaining customers; and he sends off his boys with different
portions according to the supply he successively receives. Notices
frequently and necessarily printed in different papers, of the hour of
final publication the preceding day, guard the interests of the
newspaper proprietors from the sluggishness of the indolent, and quicken
the diligent newsman. Yet, however skilful his arrangements may be, they
are subject to unlooked for accidents. The late arrival of foreign
journals, a parliamentary debate unexpectedly protracted, or an article
of importance in one paper exclusively, retard the printing and defer
the newsman. His patience, well-worn before he gets his “_last_ papers,”
must be continued during the whole period he is occupied in delivering
them. The sheet is sometimes half snatched before he can draw it from
his wrapper; he is often chid for delay when he should have been praised
for speed; his excuse, “_All_ the papers were _late_ this morning,” is
better heard than admitted, for neither giver nor receiver has time to
parley; and before he gets home to dinner, he hears at one house that
“Master has waited for the paper these two hours;” at another, “Master’s
gone out, and says if you can’t bring the paper earlier, he won’t have
it all;” and some ill-conditioned “master,” perchance, leaves positive
orders, “Don’t take it in, but tell the man to bring the bill; and I’ll
pay it and have done with him.”
Besides buyers, every newsman has readers at so much each paper per
hour. One class stipulates for a journal always at breakfast; another,
that it is to be delivered exactly at such a time; a third, at any time,
so that it is left the full hour; and among all of these there are
malecontents, who permit nothing of “time or circumstance” to interfere
with their personal convenience. Though the newsman delivers, and allows
the use of his paper, and fetches it, for a stipend not half equal to
the lowest paid porter’s price for letter-carrying in London, yet he
finds some, with whom he covenanted, objecting, when it is called
for,--“I’ve not had my breakfast,”--“The paper did not come at the
proper time,”--“I’ve not had leisure to look at it yet,”--“It has not
been left an hour,”--or any other pretence equally futile or untrue,
which, were he to allow, would prevent him from serving his readers in
rotation, or at all. If he can get all his morning papers from these
customers by four o’clock, he is a happy man.
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