The Evil Eye; Or, The Black Spector: The Works of William Carleton, Volume OneCarleton, William
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The Evil Eye; Or, The Black Spector: The Works of William Carleton, Volume One
Carleton, William
Ireland -- Social life and customs -- Fiction
Up went the spectral fan again, and out came the forty-two shillings,
and, with a formal courtesy, the venerable old maid walked away with the
two bottles of aqua pura in her pocket.
Now came the test for the conjurer's knowledge--the sharp and unexpected
trial of his skill and sagacity. After the old maid had taken her leave,
possessed of the two bottles, a middle-aged, large-sized woman walked
in, and, after making a low courtesy, sat down as she had been desired.
The conjurer glanced keenly at her, and something like a smile might be
seen to settle upon his features; it was so slight, however, that the
good woman did not notice it.
“Pray, what's the object of your visit to me, may I ask?”
“My husband, sir--he runn'd away from me, sure.”
“Small blame to him,” replied the conjurer. “If I had such a wife I
would not remain a single hour in her company.”
“And is that the tratement you give a heart-broken and desarted crature
like me?”
“Come, what made him run away from you?”
“In regard, sir, of a dislike he took to me.”
“That was a proof that the man had some taste.”
“Ay, but why hadn't he that taste afore he married me?”
“It was very well that he had it afterwards--better late than never.”
“I want you to tell me where he is.”
“What family have you?”
“Seven small childre that's now fatherless, I may say.”
“What kind of a man was your husband?”
“Why, indeed, as handsome a vagabone as you'd see in a day's
travellin'.”
“Mention his name; I can tell you nothing till I hear it.”
“He's called Rantin' Rody, the thief, and a great schamer he is among
the girls.”
“Ranting Rody--let me see,” and here he looked very solemnly into his
book--“yes; I see--a halter. My good woman, you had better not inquire
after him; he was born to be hanged.”
“But when will that happen, sir?”
“Your fate and his are so closely united, that, whenever he swings, you
will swing. You will both hang together from the same gallows; so that,
in point of fact, you need not give yourself much trouble about the time
of his suspension, because I see it written here in the book of fate,
that the same hangman who swings you off, will swing him off at the same
moment. You'll 'lie lovingly together; and when he puts his tongue out
at those who will attend his execution, so will you; and when he dances
his last jig in their presence, so will you. Are you now satisfied?”
“Troth, and I'm very fond o' the vagabone, although he's the worst
friend I ever had. But you won't tell me where he is? and I know why,
because, with all your pretended knowledge, the devil a know you know.”
“Are you sure of that?”
“Ay, cocksure.”
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