The Evil Eye; Or, The Black Spector: The Works of William Carleton, Volume OneCarleton, William
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The Evil Eye; Or, The Black Spector: The Works of William Carleton, Volume One
Carleton, William
Ireland -- Social life and customs -- Fiction
As he spoke, his eye glanced around the room, the most distinguished
figure in which, beyond comparison, was that of Woodward, who instantly
recognized him as the gentleman whom he had met on the morning of his
departure from the hospitable roof of Mr. Goodwin, on his return home,
and, we may add, between whom and himself that extraordinary trial of
the power of will, as manifested by the power of the eye, took place so
completely to his own discomfiture. They were both gentlemen, and bowed
to each other very courteously, after which they approached and shook
hands, and whilst the stranger held Woodward's hand in his during their
short but friendly chat, it was observed that Woodward's face got as
pale as death, and he almost immediately tottered towards a seat from
weakness.
“Don't be alarmed,” said the stranger; “you now feel that the principle
of good is always able to overcome the principle of evil.”
“Who or what are you?” asked Woodward, faintly.
“I am a plain country gentleman, sir; and something more, a man of
wealth and distinction; but who, unlike my friend Cooke here, do not
make myself ridiculous by absurd eccentricities, and the adoption of the
nonsensical doctrines of Pythagoras, so utterly at variance with reason
and Christian truth. You know, my dear Cooke, I could have cured you of
your rheumatism had you possessed common-sense; but who could cure any
man who guards his person against the elements by such a ludicrous and
unsubstantial dress as yours?”
“I am in torture,” replied Cooke; “I was tempted to dance with a pretty
woman, and now I am suffering for it.”
“As for me,” exclaimed Topertoe, “I am a match, and more than a match,
for you in suffering. O, this accursed gout!”
“I suppose you brought it on by hard drinking, sir,” said the stranger.
“If that be so, I shall not undertake to cure you unless you give up
hard drinking.”
“I will do anything,” replied Topertoe, “provided you can allay my pain.
I also was tempted to dance as well as the philosopher; and now the
Christian parson and the pagan Pythagorean are both suffering for it.”
“What is all this about?” exclaimed Manifold. “O Lord! is he going to
put them on a vegetable diet, relieved by toast and water--toast and
water?”
The stranger paid but little attention to Manifold, because he saw by
his face and the number of his chins that he was past hope; but turning
towards Topertoe and the Pythagorean, he requested them both to sit
beside each other before him. He then asked Topertoe where his gout
affected him, and having been informed that it was principally in his
great toe and right foot, he deliberately stripped the foot, and having
pressed his hands upon it for about the space of ten minutes, he
desired his patient to rise up and walk. This he did, and to his utter
astonishment, without the slightest symptom or sensation of pain.
“Why, bless my soul!” exclaimed the parson, “I am cured; the pain is
altogether gone. Let me have a bumper of claret.”
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