The Evil Eye; Or, The Black Spector: The Works of William Carleton, Volume OneCarleton, William
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The Evil Eye; Or, The Black Spector: The Works of William Carleton, Volume One
Carleton, William
Ireland -- Social life and customs -- Fiction
“What? to eat your own words!” exclaimed O'Connor, purposely mistaking
him; “very windy feeding, faith. Upon my honor and conscience, in that
case, your complaint must be nothing else but the colic, and not love at
all. Try peppermint wather, Mr. Woodward.”
Alice saw at once, but could not account for the fact, that the
worthy gentlemen were cutting at each other, and the timid girl became
insensibly alarmed at the unaccountable sharpness of their brief
encounter. She looked with an anxious countenance, first at one, and
then at the other, but scarcely knew what to say. Woodward, however, who
was better acquainted with the usages of society, and the deference due
to the presence of women, than the brusque, but somewhat fiery Milesian,
now said, with a smile and a bow to that gentleman:
“Sir, I submit; I am vanquished. If you are as successful in love as you
are in banter, I should not wish to enter the list against you.
“Faith, sir,” replied O'Connor, with a poor-humored laugh, “if your
sword is as sharp as your wit, you'd be an ugly customer to meet in a
quarrel.”
O'Connor, who had been there for some time, now rose to take his leave,
at which Alice felt rather satisfied. Indeed, she could not avoid
observing that, whatever the cause of it might be, there seemed to exist
some secret feeling of dislike between them, which occasioned her no
inconsiderable apprehension. O'Connor she knew was kind-hearted and
generous, but, at the same time, as quick as gunpowder in taking and
resenting an insult. On the other hand, she certainly felt much regret
at being subjected to the presence of Woodward, against whom she
entertained, as the reader knows, a strong feeling that amounted
absolutely to aversion. She could not, however, think of treating him
with anything bordering on disrespect, especially in her own house, and
she, consequently, was about to say something merely calculated to pass
the time. In this, however, she was anticipated by Woodward, who, as he
had his suspicions of O'Connor, resolved to sound her on the subject.
“That seems an agreeable young fellow,” said he; “somewhat free and easy
in his deportment.”
“Take care, Mr. Woodward,” said her mother, “say nothing harsh against
Ferdora, if you wish to keep on good terms with Alley. He's the
white-headed boy with her.”
“I am not surprised at that, madam,” he replied, “possessed as he is of
such a rare and fortunate quality.”
“Pray, what is that, Mr. Woodward?” asked Alice, timidly.
“Why, the faculty of making love with the power of ten men,” he replied.
“You must be a very serious man,” she replied.
“Serious, Miss Goodwin! Why do you think so?”
“I hope you are not in the habit of receiving a jest as a matter of
fact.”
“Not,” he replied, “if I could satisfy myself that there was no fact in
the jest; but, indeed, in this world, Miss Goodwin, it is very difficult
to distinguish jest from earnest.”
“I am a bad reasoner, Mr. Woodward,” she replied.
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