The extraordinary confessions of Diana PleaseCapes, Bernard
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The extraordinary confessions of Diana Please
Capes, Bernard
Femmes fatales -- Fiction; France -- Fiction; Historical fiction; Naples (Kingdom) -- Fiction; Women -- Fiction
When, in an hour, I rejoined him, he was pacing the cellar like a
caged wolf. He uttered a glad exclamation upon seeing me, and took my
hand and led me to a stool. He was himself again, but with a new
strange wistfulness in his gaiety.
“You will not mind the ‘sewer’ now?” said he. “And presently you will
ask me everything, and I will tell you.”
He drew in our breakfast, by the same method as before; and I could at
last enjoy my collops with a free conscience and appetite. Then, our
meal over, he drew his stool beside me, and, without offering to
smoke, started upon his relation.
XIX.
I AM MAID MARIAN
“But, first,” said he, kindling, “ask me where you are.”
“Short explanations suit me best,” I said. “Immured in a wall. Is not
that enough?”
“Quite, for me,” said he, “since you are here. But whose wall, now?”
I shook my head.
“Why, in Ranger Portlock’s cottage,” said he, “buried, out of all
whooping, in the forest. Would you like to be introduced to your
host?”
“Yes, if you please,” I said. “Will you call him in?”
He laughed.
“Mahomet will have to go to the mountain. You will understand why,
when you see it. Well, for this cottage. Did you mark its position in
the dark? Poor little bewildered brain--poor little brain! Harkee!”
(He was fondly touching and smoothing the hair on my temples.) “I
loved this Diana as a little girl. What a phenomenal brother, to be
sure! This cottage you are in, child--did you not observe?--lies
snuggled in the shoulder of the hill, warm as a baby in its mother’s
arm--as warm and as safe too. Its back wall here” (he turned and
tapped the plaster) “is just a windowless buttress, built strong
against any chance falling of the soil beyond. This” (he pointed to
the inner wall) “terminates the kitchen, and not the house itself, as
a body entering the building is meant to suppose. ’Tis a blind, as one
might call it, and not discernible from the outside to any but a
conjurer.”
“And there?” I said, pointing to the closed door at the end.
“That, madam,” said he, with some momentary return to dryness, “is
Bluebeard’s Chamber, if you please, and not at present in the articles
of discussion.”
I was surprised--a little startled, perhaps--but said no more; and he
went on--
“Well, now: this same cottage is a half-timbered structure, very
ancient, and as full of odd little compartments as a bureau. Where we
lie is its secret drawers, Diana, a nest of ’em--two below and two
over. And how to reach here, miss? Ay, there’s the master stroke you’d
never guess. No, ’tis no way by the door yonder.”
“If you please, sir,” says I, “if ’twas left to my innocence to
decide, I should e’en choose the way the tray went.”
“Well, come and look,” says he, and made me go and stoop to the hole.
To my surprise, it was closed, and black.
“’Twas not so I saw it last night,” I said, rising.
“What!” cried he, “you were prowling, were you? Thank you kindly for
the hint”--and he gave a great laugh, but sobered in a moment.
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