The extraordinary confessions of Diana PleaseCapes, Bernard
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The extraordinary confessions of Diana Please
Capes, Bernard
Femmes fatales -- Fiction; France -- Fiction; Historical fiction; Naples (Kingdom) -- Fiction; Women -- Fiction
I found her, as I had hoped, with Mr. Roper. He looked mighty serious
over our escapade, but informed me that he had loyally attended to my
instructions, and procured us a lodging, as for two country ladies who
had come up to view the sights, in as distant a part of the town as he
could compass on short notice. We went out immediately by a side door,
and, having all got into a coach that was in waiting, were driven to
Holborn, where we alighted, and thence, for precaution, walked to a
quiet house in Great Coram Street, near the Foundlings, where our
handsome escort left us, promising to call, at discretion, in a few
days, and recommending us in the meanwhile to lie as close as rabbits
in a furrow.
He was as good as his word, coming in a week later, after dark, with a
face as long as a lawyer’s writ.
“Well, madam,” he said, “you have cut the ground from under your own
feet with a vengeance.”
I laughed.
“You have been reading ‘Angélique’s’ Last Testament?”
“Pray the Fates it may not be so indeed,” he said gravely; and,
pulling a paper out of his pocket, began to refer to it.
“Why, do you not know,” said he, “that others besides our _Volpone_
are reported interested in that strange disappearance of a one-time
heir-presumptive to _Volpone’s_ own title?”
“Perfectly.”
“And yet you go and put your head into the lion’s mouth?”
“I would do more to expose a villain. I would go all lengths to right
an injured man. He is no more mad than I am.”
“That seems probable.”
He unfolded a second paper from the other, and pointing silently to a
paragraph, handed it to me.
“The king” (I read from the _Gazette_) “has bestowed the vacant garter
upon the newly created Marquis of Synge;” and a little lower down: “It
is stated that the Earl of Herring has been relieved, at his own
request, of all offices which he held under the Crown. His lordship is
understood to have long contemplated a complete retirement from public
life.”
I shrieked with laughter. I danced about the room, waving the paper
over my head. The noise I made brought up one of two gentlemen who
lived below. He put his head in at the door, with a leer and a grin:
“O, a thousand pardons!” said he; “I thought you was alone, and that
something had happened”--and he vanished.
“He thought something had happened!” groaned Bob dismally; and, taking
the paper from me, he read out elsewhere: “His Majesty’s final
decision is supposed not unconnected with the _esclandres_ of a
certain notorious lady, which have exercised the public curiosity for
some time past, and which culminated on Saturday sennight in an attack
too obvious in its direction to be overlooked.”
I heard, glistening.
“Well, I told him I recognised my debt, and should pay him,” I said.
Bob folded the papers, and returned them to his pocket. His mouth and
eyes were set in a kind of suffering smile.
“You may know best how to play your hand for yourself,” he said. “God
preserve your partner, that’s all.”
“What have you to fear?”
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