The extraordinary confessions of Diana PleaseCapes, Bernard
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The extraordinary confessions of Diana Please
Capes, Bernard
Femmes fatales -- Fiction; France -- Fiction; Historical fiction; Naples (Kingdom) -- Fiction; Women -- Fiction
I demurred only at the bill; for, indeed, we needed every penny of our
ready money. But he settled the matter by paying it himself.
“I have become of a saving disposition,” he said; “and whatever trifle
there be, you are its heir. This is only drawing on your
reversion”--and, indeed, he valued money at nothing at all. If he
could have picked a living from the earth, he would never have been to
the trouble of putting a penny in his pocket.
In a little, all being prepared, we took a coach and drove to the
Ambassador’s hotel. My lady was fortunately at her toilette, and sent
down a surprised message, that, whatever the deuce I wanted, I was to
be shown up. I found her, tumbled a little abroad, in the hands of her
_perruquier_, whom she dismissed while she talked to me.
“Why, child,” she said, “what a face! ’Tis as white, I vow, as the
wings of your butterfly. Out with your trouble now.”
I threw myself at her feet. I made a clean breast of my story--of the
inhuman cruelty of which I was the destined victim; and I ended by
imploring her to let me and my friends enjoy the bounty of her
protection. She fired magnificently, as I had hoped she would, over
the recital. She embraced my cause impulsively and without a thought
for possible consequences to herself.
“The infamous old fox!” she cried of my lord; “I was flattered by his
attentions, hang him! until I found they was of the worst consequence
to me as a lady of position. To think of the old beast wanting to
murder you because of a lampoon--pasquinades we call ’em in Italy! La,
child! if _I_ answered so to every dig that’s made at me, I’d better
turn public executioner at once. Let’s keep our own characters clean
against the light being turned on ’em, say I; and, if we don’t,
there’s only ourselves to thank. It’s too late to talk of bein’ a lady
when the crowner comes to sit on our dirty stockin’s.”
She made me repeat my little song to her, and cried over it again.
“Trot up your friends,” she said, wiping her eyes. “There’s room for
you all here till we start for France--or Naples, if you will. Let me
see the old devil dare to follow you into this sancshery! We’ll be
even with him, gnashin’ his yellow teeth left behind. Go and fetch
’em. I want to see what they’re like.”
And she gave me a tempest of a kiss, and pushed me out at the door.
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