The extraordinary confessions of Diana PleaseCapes, Bernard
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The extraordinary confessions of Diana Please
Capes, Bernard
Femmes fatales -- Fiction; France -- Fiction; Historical fiction; Naples (Kingdom) -- Fiction; Women -- Fiction
The red eyes of the ferret closed a moment, then reopened to an
ineffable smile. She held out her hand to me to kiss.
“We find you an invaluable physician, Madame Lavasse. To have eased a
poor queen--it is something; but to cure this land of its headache”--
“Ah, madam!” I said, “there I yield to the hangman.”
Both ladies burst out laughing as they moved away. The queen turned
and waved her hand.
“You shall not be forgotten,” she cried; and I curtsied.
A few days later M. de’ Medici called upon me. He read out a little
indictment he had prepared for my behoof--
“Eleonora de Fonseca Pimentel, wife to Pasquale Tria de Solis,
Neapolitan officer, noble, now deceased: emotional; authoress of some
panegyrical sonnets to royalty and the age of gold; since suspect of
schemes for the education of the populace; shows a partiality for red;
advocates an appropriation of the Punch and Judy shows to the lessons
of national virtue; claims the liberty of the press to print her
halting rhapsodies;” (Monstrous!) “imputed sympathiser with Ettore
Carafa (son to the Duke of Andria, the king’s major-domo, and to the
duchess, Her Majesty’s mistress of the robes) in said Ettore’s late
conspiracy to print and distribute an Italian version of the ‘Rights
of Man,’ which conspiracy resulted in the execution of some companion
malignants, and the escape from Naples of said Ettore; finally,
convicted of corresponding with said fugitive, to the end of His
Majesty’s overthrow and the subversion of his government!”
“Not convicted, M. de’ Medici.”
“That is all one, most beautiful,” said the chief of police, folding
his paper. “Madame Lavasse’s word is as good as her bond.”
Within a week the Pimentel was lodged in the prison of the Vicaria.
That was in October; and thenceforward things moved fast, though
scarce quick enough for me, who was beginning to beat my wings against
the gilded bars of my cage. For what was all the national excitement
to me but a means to my personal vengeance? And I feared, feared that
while I lay aside for others’ use, my prey would find a means to
escape me.
On the 22nd of September I had heard the guns of the citadels down
below in the bay welcoming Nelson’s arrival. The sound shook every
nerve in my restless heart, so that I could hardly eat or sleep that
night; and I laughed myself into hysterics over my little maid
Martita’s description of how Madame l’Ambassadrice d’Angleterre had
flown up the side of the _Vanguard_, and cast herself upon the breast
of her hero, who was a very little man, and quite unable to support so
much emotion.
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