The extraordinary confessions of Diana PleaseCapes, Bernard
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The extraordinary confessions of Diana Please
Capes, Bernard
Femmes fatales -- Fiction; France -- Fiction; Historical fiction; Naples (Kingdom) -- Fiction; Women -- Fiction
And, in the meanwhile, courier after courier, racing to the palace
with distorted legends, finished the last self-control of the king,
and drove him near morning to order out his carriage for Naples.
Even then, as he went thundering by the dark fields and long
glimmerings of the dawn, I was beside him. He would not part with
me--with “his councillor, his dear little nurse”--but lavished upon me
the wildest eulogies, the most reckless promises, while entreating me
all the time to sit tight against him, for his better sense of
security in the event of his dosing. And when he _did_ dose, and fell
upon me--good Lord! it was a nightmare, like having a mattress for a
quilt, and with a voice! If his nod had failed to shake Olympus, his
snore might have uprooted it.
Long before we reached the capital, the signs of a coming anarchy were
increasing about us most wild and threatening. Swarms of excited
countryfolk; strings of hard-driven carts loaded with household
furniture, shedding a tithe of their contents, to be crashed over or
spun aside by other pursuing wheels; haggard soldiers sobbing
children; cries, threats, _vivas_, furious banter--all went sweeping
in one flurry of uproar and motion towards the gates. Sometimes, when
we were recognised, it would be to a shout of jubilation: “_Ohi! O me
beato!_ It is our king, our father, come to tell us the devils are
singed and scattered!” Sometimes it was to a vision of black menace,
that surged up, and showed a moment at the windows, and dropped behind
in a wake of curses; more often it was to evoke a scattering volley of
laughter, that broke into a regular sing-song refrain: “_Venne, vide e
fuggì, venne, vide e fuggì!_ He came, he saw, he fled! Way for
Cæsar, way for Cæsar, who marches for Rome hind-first!” The
frightened, sweating postilions scourged their sweating cattle,
struggling to escape these gadflies, who nevertheless only clung and
stung and sung the thicker. But at last we won through, and were in
the city, and whipping for the royal palace through denser agitated
crowds, which still, through a prescriptive respect, offered no
effective bar to our progress.
I will not say but that throughout this ordeal my blood did not come
and go the quicker. I will swear, at the same time, that I was always
more exhilarated than terrified. To be quit of my weary exile; to find
myself in the thick of events once more; best, to know that I had won
to active co-operation in my revenge the most powerful instrument of
all--these, at least, were a sufficient offset to the perils I must
encounter in my race to realise them. And it ended to our credit, when
all had been said and sung. We reached in safety the Palazzo Reale,
where were being enacted, in a more massed and vehement form, the
scenes of Caserta. The king, holding to my hand, drove a way for us,
with kicks and curses, through the throng.
“Her Majesty!” he yelled.
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