The extraordinary confessions of Diana PleaseCapes, Bernard
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The extraordinary confessions of Diana Please
Capes, Bernard
Femmes fatales -- Fiction; France -- Fiction; Historical fiction; Naples (Kingdom) -- Fiction; Women -- Fiction
the shore, who pushed a canoe towards us over the ice. But by then I
was stark frozen, and my legs to the knees insensible. By chance there
was an ex-medical student in the settlement, who turned what rough
knowledge of surgery was his to the best account he was able. One of
my legs was mortified beyond recovery; and this he amputated. The
other, after incredible suffering, was saved to me. For weeks,
however, I was kept knocking at death’s door; and, when at length I
could creep from under the shadow, it was to the knowledge of an
anguish more cruel than the other. This man, this genius, whom I had
given so much to save, had deserted me while I lay stricken, and,
carrying with him all the rare accumulations of our enterprise, had
gone south to Vancouver. There was no message left, no consideration
for me in all his vile philosophy of self-interest. It was just a case
of treacherous abandonment.
“When I was sufficiently recovered, I pursued him by tedious
heart-breaking stages, long months in their accomplishment. I will not
weary you, you thing of thoughtless life, with their particulars. I
was sustained, and only sustained, through all by the thought of
wresting from this scientific egoist an acknowledgment of my share in
the practical success of our expedition. At last, poor, friendless,
crippled, I ran him to earth in London. I found him there, his name
writ famous in the annals of the Royal Society; himself the honoured
recipient of its gold medal; his collection--_our_ collection--already
on view in the hallowed precincts of Crane Street.
“I faced, and upbraided him with his treachery. He retorted coldly
that he had never considered me but as the servant of his enterprise,
useless to it when once, through my own folly, disabled. I found a
friend, and the affair made a little stir. To my accusations he
answered that he had employed, but had been forced to discard me,
through the irregularity of my habits. Outraged beyond words, I
challenged him; he accepted, and we met at Richmond. His first shot,
aimed with diabolical ingenuity, shattered the bones of my sound knee;
and, in the result, the limb had to be amputated above. When I was
discharged from the hospital, it was to find the exhibition closed,
the town empty, and myself thrust upon it, a helpless, destitute hulk.
“The friend I have mentioned, humorous and good-natured, came to my
assistance. He commanded some pale interest at Court. By means of it,
he procured me, as an expert naturalist, the post of Royal Ratcatcher,
in succession to a Mr. Gower, who had lately filled the office at a
yearly salary of one hundred pounds. The royal economy, however,
docked me, as only two-thirds of a man, of a third of the sum. I wore
a uniform of scarlet and yellow worsted, with emblematic figures of
rats destroying wheat-sheaves embroidered on it; and in this I stood,
the laughing-stock of the maids of honour, for three years.
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