The extraordinary confessions of Diana PleaseCapes, Bernard
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The extraordinary confessions of Diana Please
Capes, Bernard
Femmes fatales -- Fiction; France -- Fiction; Historical fiction; Naples (Kingdom) -- Fiction; Women -- Fiction
That evening we had a refection of sweet bread and fruit and prayers,
and a delightful supper (alas for my resolution!) and comfortable
droning prayers again. Then we went each to her cosy cell, which was
like a crib for a fat baby, and slept the round of the clock to
prayers and breakfast. My fellow-sisters delighted me. I never saw
such a community of bow-windows, the most comfortable little parlours
one could imagine for the spirit to be entertained in. They had their
scapulars made very large, and of flannel, so as to serve the double
purpose of tokens and liver pads. At meals we were forbidden to
talk--a most fattening proscription, or prescription. Prayer, at all
seasons or out of them, was the single ordinance of the
society--perpetual invocation on behalf of our unenlightened land. We
were safe, perhaps, in not considering the logical result of its
efficacy, or, indeed, the prospect of a second reformation might have
frightened us into heresy. For, our point once gained, our occupation
would be gone, and our creed of self-content be called upon to
vindicate itself very likely in self-denial. However, England as yet
was far from recanting its heresy of prosperity-worship. Our very
fatness was the best argument in the world to it of our right to
survive; so it showed no tendency to do other than keep us eternally
praying for it.
Madam drove over on the day following my arrival, and was closeted for
a considerable time with the Mother. I was not summoned to her
presence, but I think she did not dare to vent her full heart of
spleen upon me in her report. She could not very well, without
compromising herself. She must have revealed, or intimated, however,
so much as give the poor woman a hopelessly bewildered impression of
my personal contribution to art. For the rest, I think she was
satisfied with having scotched her terrible little snake, and did not
doubt that, having done so, my own sense of final commitment to my
calling would keep me immured out of harm’s way, and hers, to the end
of time. It must have been with a feeling of guilty relief that she
drove back to conclusions with her inamorato.
The Mother, having sent for me on her withdrawal, looked at me with
the most cherubic doubt and dread, and pressed my hand quite
speechless.
“Dear,” she whispered, all of a sudden, “so very _décolletée_! and
think of the draughts!”
“Why more than the angels?” I said, pouting. “They don’t wear
underclothes.”
“They are symbols,” she answered doubtfully. “Besides, we don’t know.”
“O, _ma mère_!” I cried. “What’s the good of being an angel, if one
has to?”
“Hush!” she said. “Anyhow, they may take liberties denied to us.
Besides, this young person was not an angel.”
“There you are wrong,” I cried. “She was an angel of purity.”
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