of the wynd, the door on the left burst open, and two figures leaped
out, disappearing instantly, although closely pursued. In the
confusion of the pursuit, the coachman also disappeared. No one
could tell how, or in what manner he had fled: he appeared to fall
from the box among the crowd; and, when several stooped to lift and
secure him, all that remained in their hands was a greatcoat with
basket work within the shoulders, so contrived as to conceal the head
and neck of the wearer, to which was fastened a stout cord, the other
end of which was attached to an artificial head, entangled in the
strife between the horses and the pole of the coach. Two similar
dresses were also found inside. The coach was heavily laden; but
with what, the authorities never could discover, although envious
persons said that several of the tradesmen's wives in the Cowgate
afterwards wore silk gowns that had never before had one in their
family, had better and stronger tea at their parties, and absolutely
abounded in tobacco for many weeks. But whether these were the
spoils of the combat with the infernal coach, or the natural results
of successful industry, was long a matter of debate.
As for the coach and horses, they became the prize of Deacon Dickson
and his friends, never having been claimed by the Major. The
sensation created on the following day by the exaggerated reports of
the fearful recountre and unheard of bravery of the tradesmen, was in
proportion to the occasion. Several of the assailants were reported
to have been killed, and, among the rest, the Deacon. For several
days, the inn-yard of the White Hart was crowded to excess to view
the carriage and horses. As for the Deacon, no doubt, he was
considerably bruised about the legs; but the glory he had acquired
was a medicine far more efficacious to his hurts than any the Faculty
could have prescribed. At the first toll of the bells for church, he
was seen descending from the Castle Hill towards the Tron Church,
limping much more, many thought, than there was any occasion for,
supported by his golden-headed cane on one side, and holding by the
arm of the Deaconess on the other. With an affected modesty, which
no general after the most brilliant victory could better have
assumed, he accepted the congratulations he had come out to receive.
When he entered the church, a general whisper ran through it, and all
eyes were upon him, while the minister had not yet entered. This was
the proudest moment of his life. He had achieved, with the
assistance of a few friends, what the train-bands and city guard had
failed to accomplish; that it was more by accident and against his
will he had performed the feat, he never once allowed to enter his
mind, and stoutly denied when he heard it hinted at by those who
envied him the glory he had acquired.
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