Two Mastiffs, on a certain day, Beheld a Donkey's carcase floating, And fain had seized it for their prey, But baffling winds deceived their gloating. At length one said, "Your eyes are good, My friend, so look on yonder flood, And tell me what is that I see; If savoury ox or horse it be." "Of what it is," replied the other, "What boots it, friend, to make a bother? For dogs like us, in want of food, Even a scurvy Ass is good. The thing that now the most concerns us Is, how to swim to such a distance, Against this plaguy wind's resistance. But, stay! let's quench the thirst that burns us, By drinking up the river dry; And when we've quenched our thirst, we'll pass And gorge us on that savoury Ass." With haste the Mastiffs now began To quaff the river as it ran; But, well-a-day! it came to pass That, long ere they had reached the Ass, The twain had long since quenched their thirst, And, still persisting, nobly burst. With us weak mortals 'tis the same, When eager seeking wealth or fame. What is hopeless seems not so; So on from ill to ill we go. A king whose states are amply round, Will conquer still, to make them square; And wealthy men, with gold to spare, Sigh for just fifty thousand pound; Whilst others, just as foolish, seek To learn all science,--Hebrew, Greek! In short, we most of us agree, 'Tis easy work to drain the sea! A mortal man, to carry out The projects of his single soul, Would need four bodies, strong and stout, [Illustration: THE TWO DOGS AND THE DEAD ASS.] And then would not complete the whole. For, even should his life extend To twice Methuselah's, depend Ten thousand years would find him still Where he began--the total <i>nil.</i> FABLE CLXIII. THE ADVANTAGE OF BEING CLEVER.