The Fascinating Stranger, and Other StoriesTarkington, Booth
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The Fascinating Stranger, and Other Stories
Tarkington, Booth
Short stories, American; United States -- Social life and customs -- 20th century -- Fiction
His sister Daisy still held her slipper, but it was now in her left
hand; in her right she had a shingle. Accompanied by Robert Eliot, she
was advancing in a taunting manner upon Laurence Coy; and all three, as
well as the rest of the children, may be described as continuously
active and poignantly vociferous. Master Coy had armed himself with a
croquet mallet, and his face expressed nothing short of red desperation;
he was making a last stand. He warned the world that he would not be
responsible for what he did with this mallet.
Master Eliot also had a mallet; he and Daisy moved toward Laurence,
feinting, charging and retreating, while the other children whooped,
squealed, danced and gave shrill advice how the outlaw might best be
taken.
Daisy was the noisiest of all. “_I’ll_ show you, Mister Laurence Coy!”
she cried. “You went an’ tore my collar, an’ you hit me with your elbow
on my nose, an’——”
“I’m glad I did!” Laurence returned.
“It _hurts_ me, too!” Daisy proclaimed.
“I’m glad it does! You had no business to grab me, an’ I’m glad I——”
“_We’ll_ show you!” she promised him. “Soon as we get hold of you I’m
goin’ to spank you till this shingle’s all wore out, an’ then I’m goin’
to keep on till my slipper’s all wore out, an’ then I’m goin’ to take
off my _other_ slipper an’——”
“_Look_, Daisy!” Elsie Threamer cried. “While Robert keeps in front of
him, why don’t you go round behind him? Then you could grab his mallet,
and Robert could throw him down.”
At this the dreamy Renfrew looked at Elsie in a moderate surprise.
Elsie, earlier so aloof upon her higher plane, was the lady who had
objected to roughness; it was she who said she didn’t like “those
fighting games.” Yet here she was now, dancing and cheering on the
attack, as wolfish as the rest, as intent as any upon violence to the
unfortunate Laurence. Nay, it was she who had devised and set in motion
the very engine for his undoing.
“Get behind him, Daisy,” she squealed. “That’ll fix him!”
“She better _not_ get behind me!” the grim Laurence warned them. “Her
ole nose got _one_ crack already to-day, an’ if it gets another——”
“I’ll take care o’ that, Mister Laurence Coy!” Daisy assured him. “I’ll
look after my own nose, I kinely thank you.”
“Yes, you will!” he retorted bitterly. “It ain’t hardly big enough to
see it, an’ I bet if it comes off on this mallet, nobody could tell it
was gone.”
“I’ll—I’ll show you!” Daisy returned, finding no better repartee,
though she evidently strove. “I’ll pay you with this paddle for every
one of your ole insulks!”
“Run _behind_ him!” Elsie urged her. “Why didn’t you run behind and grab
him?”
“You watch!” Daisy cried. “You keep pokin’ at him in front, Robert.” And
she darted behind Laurence, striking at the swinging mallet with her
shingle.
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