The Fascinating Stranger, and Other StoriesTarkington, Booth
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The Fascinating Stranger, and Other Stories
Tarkington, Booth
Short stories, American; United States -- Social life and customs -- 20th century -- Fiction
“Heard about it?” he inquired, dropping into E. J. Fuller’s (E. J.
Fuller & Co., Furniture, Carpets and Wall-Paper).
“Yes, Mortimore,” E. J. Fuller replied. “Anybody know anything?”
“Some of ’em claim they do,” said Mortimer. “Couple fellers _I_ heard
says she must belong with some new picture theatre they claim an
out-o’-town firm’s goin’ to git goin’ here, compete with the Vertabena.
Howk, he says thinks not; claims it’s a lady he heard was comin’ to
settle here from Wilkes-Barry, Pennsylvania, and give embroidery lessons
and card-playin’. Cousin of the Ferrises and Wheelers, so Howk claims. I
says, ‘She is, is she?’ ‘Well,’ he says, ‘that’s the way _I_ look at
it.’ ‘Oh, you do, do you?’ I says. ‘Then what about her speakin’ to
everybody?’ I ast him, right to his face; and you’d ought to seen him!
Him and all of ’em are wrong.”
“How do you know, Mortimore?” asked Mr. Fuller. “What makes you think
so?”
“Listen here, Ed,” said Mortimer. “What’d she do when she went into
Charlie Murdock’s and bought a paper o’ pins? You heard about that,
yet?”
“No.”
“She went in there,” said Mr. Fole, “and spoke right _to_ Charlie. ‘How
are you, Mister Murdock?’ she says. Charlie like to fell over backwards!
And then, when he got the pins wrapped up and handed ’em to her she
says, ‘How’s your wife, Mr. Murdock?’ Well, sir, _Charlie_ says his wife
was just about the last woman in the world he had in his mind right
then!”
“Where’s she supposed to be now?” Mr. Fuller inquired, not referring to
Mrs. Murdock. “Over at the hotel?”
“Nope,” Mortimer replied. “She ain’t puttin’ up there. Right now she’s
went upstairs in the Garfield Block to Lu Allen’s office. Haven’t heard
what Lu’s got to say or whether she’s come out. You git to see her yet?”
“No, sir,” Mr. Fuller returned, rather indifferently. “What’s she look
like, Mortimore?”
“Well, sir, I can give you a right good notion about that,” said
Mortimer. “I expect I’m perty much the only man in town that could, too.
You remember the time me and you went over to Athens City and took in
the Athens City lodge’s excursion to Chicago? Well, remember somebody
got us to go to a matinée show without any much cuttin’ up or singin’ in
it, but we got so we liked it anyhow—and went back there again same
night?”
“Yes, sir. Maude Adams.”
“Well, sir, it ain’t her, but that’s who she kind o’ put me in mind of.
Carryin’ a blue parasol, too.”
Mr. Fuller at once set down the roll of wall-paper he was measuring, and
came out from behind his counter.
“Where goin’, Ed?” Mortimer inquired, stretching himself elaborately,
though somewhat surprised at Mr. Fuller’s abrupt action—for Mortimer
was indeed capable of stretching himself in a moment of astonishment.
“What?”
“Where goin’?”
Mr. Fuller, making for the open, was annoyed by the question. “Out!” he
replied.
“I got nothin’ much to do right now,” said the sociable Mortimer. “I’ll
go with you. Where’d you say you was goin’, Ed?”
“Business!” Mr. Fuller replied crossly.
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