The Fascinating Stranger, and Other StoriesTarkington, Booth
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The Fascinating Stranger, and Other Stories
Tarkington, Booth
Short stories, American; United States -- Social life and customs -- 20th century -- Fiction
“Well, sir,” Mr. Williams declared. “I couldn’t hardly of believed it,
but it certainly is her.” He shook his head solemnly at Mrs. Williams,
and, gently detaching her palm-leaf fan from her hand, used it for his
own benefit, as he continued: “Boys, what I’m always tellin’ ma here is
that there ain’t nothin’ on earth like bein’ a widow to bring out the
figger!”
“You hush up!” she said, but was constrained to laugh and add, “I guess
you’d be after _me_ all right if I was a widow!”
“No, Carrie,” he said, “I wouldn’t be after nobody if you was a widow.”
“I mean if I was anybody else’s,” Mrs. Williams explained. “Look how
George says you been actin’ all morning about this one!”
Mr. Fuller intervened in search of information. He was not a native, and
had been a citizen of Marlow a little less than four years. “Did you say
this lady was one of the Ricketts family, Mrs. Williams?” he inquired.
“No. She married a Ricketts. She’s a Cope; she’s all there is left of
the Copes.”
“Did I understand you to say she was a widow?”
“I didn’t say she was one,” Mrs. Williams replied. “She is one now,
though. Her and Tom Ricketts got married ten years ago and went to live
in California. He’s been dead quite some time—three-four years
maybe—and she’s come back to live in the Copes’ ole house, because it
belongs to her, I expect. Everybody knew she was comin’ some time this
spring—everybody’d heard all about it—but none you _men_ paid any
attention to it. I’ll have to let you off, Mr. Fuller. You’re a widower
and ain’t lived here long, and you needn’t take what I’m sayin’ to
yourself. But the rest of all you rag-tag and bob-tail aren’t goin’ to
hear the last o’ this for some time! Mr. Fuller, if you want to know why
they never took any interest up to this morning in Lucy Cope Ricketts’
goin’ to come back and live here again, it’s because all they ever
remembered her she was kind of a peakid girl; sort of thin, and never
seemed to have much complexion to speak of. You wouldn’t think it to
look at her now, but that’s the way she was up to when she got married
and went away. Now she’s back here, and a _widow_, not a one of ’em
reckanized her till Mrs. Cal Burns come up-town and told ’em—and look
how they been actin’!”
“It all goes to show what I say,” said Rolfo. “She always did have kind
of a sweet-lookin’ face, but I claim that there’s nothin’ in the world
like being a happy widow to bring out the complexion and the——”
“Listen to you!” his wife interrupted. “How you do keep out o’ jail so
long _I_ certainly don’t know!” She turned to the others. “That man’s a
born bigamist,” she declared. “And at that I don’t expect he’s so much
worse’n the rest of you!”
“You ought to leave me out along with E. J. Fuller, Mrs. Williams,” Mr.
Thompson protested. “I’ve never even been married at all.”
But this only served to provoke Rolfo’s fat chuckle, and the barbed
comment: “It _is_ a heap cheaper at mealtimes, Bore!”
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