The Fascinating Stranger, and Other StoriesTarkington, Booth
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The Fascinating Stranger, and Other Stories
Tarkington, Booth
Short stories, American; United States -- Social life and customs -- 20th century -- Fiction
But the room beyond the passage was now in turmoil: planks were
clattering again, and both voices were uproarious. The man’s became a
squawk as another explosion took place; he added an incomplete
Scriptural glossary in falsetto; and Elsie began to be nervous.
“That’s awful big firecrackers they’re usin’,” she said. “I guess we
ought to go home, Daisy.”
“Oh, they’re just kind of quarrellin’ or somep’m,” Daisy explained, not
at all disturbed. “If you listen up our alley, you can hear coloured
people talkin’ like that lots o’ times. They do this way, an’ they
settle down again, or else they’re only in fun. But I do wish these
people’d come, because I just _haf_ to finish my shopping!” And, as yet
another explosion was heard, she exclaimed complacently: “My! That’s a
big one!”
Then, beyond the passage, there seemed to be a final upheaval of lumber;
the discussion reached a climax of vociferation, and a powerful,
bald-headed man, without a coat, plunged through the passage and into
the room. His unscholarly brow and rotund jowls were beaded; his
agonized eyes saw nothing; he ran to the bar, and vaulted over it,
vanishing behind it half a second before the person looking for him
appeared in the doorway.
She was a small, rather shabby woman, who held one hand concealed in the
folds of her skirt, while with the other she hastily cleared her eyes of
some loosened strands of her reddish hair.
“I got you, Chollie!” she said. “You’re behind the bar, and I’m a-goin’
to make a good job of it, and get George and Limpy, too. I’m goin’ to
get all three of you!”
With that she darted across the room and ran behind the bar; whereupon
Daisy and Elsie were treated to a scene like a conjuror’s trick. Until
the bald-headed man’s arrival, they had supposed themselves to be quite
alone in the room, but as the little woman ran behind the counter, not
only this fugitive popped up from it, but two other panic-stricken men
besides—one with uneven whiskers all over his mottled face, the other a
well-dressed person, elderly, but just now supremely agile. The three
shot up simultaneously like three Jacks-in-the-box, and, scrambling over
the counter, dropped flat on the floor in front of it, leaving the
little woman behind.
“Crawl up to the end o’ the bar, George,” the bald-headed man said
hoarsely. “When she comes out from behind it, jump and grab her wrist.”
“Think I’m deef?” the little woman inquired raucously. “George’s got a
fat chance to grab _my_ wrist!”
Then her eyes, somewhat inflamed, fell upon Daisy and Elsie. “Well,
what—what—what——” she said.
Daisy stepped toward the counter, for she felt that she had indeed
delayed her business long enough.
“We’d like to look at some nice unb’eached muslin,” she said, “an’ some
of your _very_ best orstrich feathers.”
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