The Fascinating Stranger, and Other StoriesTarkington, Booth
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The Fascinating Stranger, and Other Stories
Tarkington, Booth
Short stories, American; United States -- Social life and customs -- 20th century -- Fiction
“A generous soil makes a generous people, Miss Mary,” he observed; and
she looked up gravely from her book at the sound of his tremulous tenor
voice. “You see, most of this country in the Ohio and Mississippi
valleys is fertile. We don’t have to scratch the rocks for our crops, so
we have time to pronounce our _r_’s. We’ve even got the leisure to drawl
a little. A Yankee, now, he’s too pinched for time, between his hard
rocks and his hard winters, to pronounce his _r_’s; so he calls his
mother ‘motha’, and hurries on. But he’s conscientious, Miss Mary; he
knows he’s neglected something, and so, to make up for it, he calls his
sister ‘Mariar.’ Down South it’s too hot for a fellow to trouble about
the whole blame alphabet, so he says, ‘Lessee, which lettuhs goin’ to be
the easies’ to leave out?’ he says. ‘Well, the _r_’s, I reckon,’ he
says. ‘An’ _g_,’ he says. ‘I’ll leave _r_ out most the time, an’ _g_
whenevuh I get the chance—an’ sometimes _d_ an’ _t_. That’ll be a heap
easiuh,’ he says, ‘when I’m claimin’ my little boy is the smahtis’ chile
in the worl’.”
Mr. Allen paused genially, then concluded: “You see, Miss Mary, I’ve
just been leading up logically to the question: Which is you and which
is the rest of the apple-blossoms?”
Miss Ricketts made no vocal reply, but there was a slight concentration
of the fine space between her eyebrows; decidedly no symptom of
pleasure, though she might properly have enjoyed the loiterer’s little
extravagance, which was far from being inaccurate as extravagances go.
Mr. Allen was forced to remind himself that “nobody loves a fat man,”
though he decided not to set his thoughts before the lady.
A smile of some ruefulness became just visible upon the ample surface of
his face, then withdrew to the interior, and was transmuted into a
quality of his odd and pleasant voice, which was distinctly rueful, as
he said:
“It’s the weather, Miss Mary. You mustn’t mind what anybody says along
during the first warm days in spring. People are liable to say anything
at all.”
“Yes,” Miss Ricketts returned, not mollified. “I’ve just noticed.” She
gave him one dark glance, wholly unfavourable, as she spoke, and then
looked down at her book again, allowing him no possible doubt that she
wished to proceed with her reading.
“I’m a hard man to discourage,” said Mr. Allen. “The band’s going to
play in the Square to-night. It’s been practising ‘Annie Laurie’ and
‘Tenting To-night’ all winter, up in the storeroom over Tom Leggett’s
wall-paper and book emporium, and of course the boys are anxious to give
their first concert. What I wanted to say was this: If I came by for you
after supper, would you care to go?”
“No,” said Miss Ricketts quietly, not looking up.
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