The Fascinating Stranger, and Other StoriesTarkington, Booth
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The Fascinating Stranger, and Other Stories
Tarkington, Booth
Short stories, American; United States -- Social life and customs -- 20th century -- Fiction
“No fair!” Daisy protested at once. “You counted too fast.” And she
continued to pace the sidewalk with Willamilla while Elsie walked beside
her, insisting upon a rightful claim.
“Here!” Laurence said, coming up to them. “Listen! You’re holdin’ him
all sprawled out and everything—you better put him back in the wagon. I
bet if you hold him that way much longer you’ll spoil somep’m in him.”
“_Him?_” Both of his fair friends shouted; and they stared at Laurence
with widening eyes. “Well, I declare!” Elsie said pettishly. “Haven’t
you even got sense enough to know it’s a girl, Laurence Coy?”
“It is not!”
“It is, too!” they both returned.
“Listen here!” said Laurence. “Look at his name! I guess that settles
it, don’t it?”
“It settles it he’s a girl,” Daisy cried. “I bet you don’t even know
what her name is.”
“Oh, I don’t?”
“Well, what is it, then?”
“Willie Miller.”
“What?”
“Willie Miller!” Laurence said. “That’s what his own gran’mother said
his name was. She said his name’s Willie Miller.”
Upon this the others shouted in derision; and with the greatest
vehemence they told him over and over that Willamilla’s name was
Willamilla, that Willamilla was a girl’s name, that Willamilla was
consequently a girl, that she was a girl anyhow, no matter what her name
was, but that her name actually was Willamilla, as her own grandmother
had informed them. Grandmothers, Daisy and Elsie explained pityingly,
are supposed to know the names of their own grandchildren.
Laurence resisted all this information as well as he was able, setting
forth his own convictions in the matter, and continuing his argument
while they continued theirs, but finally, in desperation, he proposed a
compromise.
“Go on an’ _call_ him Willamilla,” he said bitterly, “—if you got to!
_I_ doe’ care if you haven’t got any more sense’n to call him Willamilla
when his real name’s Willie Miller an’ his own gran’mother says so!
_I_’m goin’ to call him Willie Miller till I die; only for heavenses’
sake, hush up!”
The ladies declined to do as he suggested; whereupon he withdrew from
the dispute, and while they talked on, deriding as well as instructing
him, he leaned upon the gate and looked gloomily at the ground. However,
at intervals, he formed with his lips, though soundlessly, the stubborn
words, “His name’s Willie Miller!”
“Oh, I tell you what’d be lovely!” Daisy cried. “Maybe she knows how to
_walk_! Let’s put her down and see—and if she doesn’t know how already,
why, we can teach her!”
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