The Fashionable Adventures of Joshua Craig: A NovelPhillips, David Graham
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The Fashionable Adventures of Joshua Craig: A Novel
Phillips, David Graham
Adventure stories; Fiction
Craig beckoned the policeman with vast, excited gestures. Margaret fled
up the walk toward the parsonage door, but not before she heard Craig
say to the policeman:
"I am Joshua Craig, assistant to the Attorney-General of the United
States. This thief here--" And so on until he had told the whole story.
Margaret kept her back to the street, but she could hear the two
fiercely-angry voices, the laughter of the crowd. At last Craig joined
her--panting, flushed, triumphant. "I knew he was a thief. Four dollars
was the right amount, but I gave him five, as the policeman said it was
best to quiet him."
He gave a jerk at the knob of parsonage street bell as if he were
determined to pull it out; the bell within rang loudly, angrily, like
the infuriate voice of a sleeper who has been roused with a thundering
kick. "This affair of ours," continued Craig, "is going to cost money.
And I've been spending it to-day like a drunken sailor. The more careful
I am, the less careful I will have to be, my dear."
The door opened--a maid, scowling, appeared.
"Come on," cried Joshua to Margaret. And he led the way, brushing the
maid aside as she stood her ground, attitude belligerent, but expression
perplexed. To her, as he passed, Craig said: "Tell Doctor Scones that
Mr. Craig and the lady are here. Has Mr. Arkwright come?"
By this time he was in the parlor; a glance around and he burst out:
"Late, by jiminy! And I told him to be here ahead of time."
He darted to the window. "Ah! There he comes!" He wheeled upon Margaret
just as she dropped, half-fainting, into a chair. "What's the matter,
dear?" He leaped to her side. "No false emotions, please. If you could
weather the real ones what's the use of getting up ladylike excitement
over--"
"For God's sake!" exclaimed Margaret, "sit down and shut up! If you
don't I shall scream--scream--SCREAM!"
The maid gaped first at one, then at the other, left them reluctantly to
admit Arkwright. As she opened the door she had to draw back a little.
There was Craig immediately behind her. He swept her aside, flung the
door wide. "Come on! Hurry!" he cried to Grant. "We're waiting." And he
seized him by the arm and thrust him into the parlor. At the same
instant the preacher entered by another door. Craig's excitement, far
from diminishing, grew wilder and wilder. The preacher thought him
insane or drunk. Grant and Margaret tried in vain to calm him. Nothing
would do but the ceremony instantly--and he had his way. Never was there
a more undignified wedding. When the responses were all said and the
marriage was a fact accomplished, so far as preacher could accomplish
it, Craig seemed suddenly to subside.
"I should like to go into the next room for a moment," said the pallid
and trembling Margaret.
"Certainly," said Doctor Scones sympathetically, and, with a fierce
scowl at the groom, he accompanied the bride from the room.
"What a mess you have made!" exclaimed Arkwright indignantly. "You've
been acting like a lunatic."
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