The Fashionable Adventures of Joshua Craig: A NovelPhillips, David Graham
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The Fashionable Adventures of Joshua Craig: A Novel
Phillips, David Graham
Adventure stories; Fiction
"The best is none too good for me," said he to himself swaggeringly. No
doubt about it--no, indeed, not the slightest. But--well, everybody
wouldn't realize this, as yet. And it must be admitted that those mere
foppish, inane nothings did produce a seeming of difference. Indeed, it
must even be admitted that the way Margaret had been brought up would
make it hard for her, with her sensitive, delicate nerves, to bear with
him if she really knew him. A hot wave passed over his body at the
thought. "How ashamed I'd be to have her see my wardrobe. I really must
brace up in the matter of shirts, and in the quality of underclothes and
socks." No, she probably would be shocked into aversion if she really
knew him--she, who had been surrounded by servants in livery all her
life; who had always had a maid to dress her, to arrange a delicious
bath for her every morning and every evening, to lay out, from a vast
and thrilling store of delicate clothing, the fresh, clean, fine,
amazingly costly garments that were to have the honor and the pleasure
of draping that aristocratic body of hers. "Why, her maid," thought he,
"is of about the same appearance and education as my aunts. Old Williams
is a far more cultured person than my uncles or brothers-in-law." Of
course, Selina and Williams were menials, while his male kin were men
and his female relatives women, "and all of them miles ahead of anything
in this gang when it comes to the real thing--character." Still, so far
as appearances went--"I'm getting to be a damned, cheap snob!" cried he
aloud. "To hell with the whole crowd! I want nothing to do with them!"
But Margaret, in her beautiful garments, diffusing perfume just as her
look and manner diffused the aroma of gentle breeding--The image of her
was most insidiously alluring; he could not banish it. "And, damn it
all, isn't she just a human being? What's become of my common-sense that
I treat these foolish trifles as if they were important?"
Grant Arkwright came while the debate was still on. He soon noted that
something was at work in Josh's mind to make him so silent and glum, so
different from his usual voluble, flamboyant self. "What's up, Josh?
What deviltry are you plotting now to add to poor old Stillwater's
nervous indigestion?"
"I'm thinking about marriage," said Craig, lighting a cigarette and
dropping into the faded magnificence of an ex-salon chair.
"Good business!" exclaimed Arkwright.
"It's far more important that you get married than that I do," explained
Craig. "At present you don't amount to a damn. You're like one of those
twittering swallows out there. As a married man you'd at least have the
validity that attaches to every husband and father."
"If I could find the right girl," said Grant.
"I thought I had found her for you," continued Craig. "But, on second
thoughts, I've about decided to take her for myself."
"Oh, you have?" said Arkwright, trying to be facetious of look and tone.
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