The Fashionable Adventures of Joshua Craig: A NovelPhillips, David Graham
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The Fashionable Adventures of Joshua Craig: A Novel
Phillips, David Graham
Adventure stories; Fiction
In the midst of profound hush Madam Bowker was charging her heavy
artillery, to train it upon and demolish the engagement certainly, and
probably Margaret, too. Just as she was about to open fire callers were
ushered in. As luck had it they were the three Stillwater girls, hastily
made-over Westerners, dressed with great show of fashion in what
purported to be imported French hats and gowns. An expert eye, however,
would instantly have pierced the secret of this formidable array of
plumes and furbelows. The Stillwaters fancied they had exquisite taste
and real genius in the art of dress. Those hats were made at home, were
adaptations of the imported hats--adaptations of the kind that "see" the
original and "go it a few better." As for the dresses, the Stillwaters
had found one of those treasures dear to a certain kind of woman, had
found a "woman just round the corner, and not established yet"--"I
assure you, my dear, she takes a mental picture of the most difficult
dress to copy, and you'd never know hers from the original--and SO
reasonable!"
In advance came Molly Stillwater, the youngest and prettiest and the
most aggressively dressed because her position as family beauty made it
incumbent upon her to lead the way in fashion. As soon as the greetings
were over--cold, indeed, from Madam Bowker, hysterical from
Roxana--Molly gushed out: "Just as we left home, Josh Craig came tearing
in. If possible, madder than a hatter--yes--really--" Molly was still
too young to have learned to control the mechanism of her mouth; thus,
her confused syntax seemed the result of the alarming and fascinating
contortions of her lips and tongue--"and, when we told him where we were
going he shouted out, 'Give Rita my love.'"
Margaret penetrated to the purpose to anger her against Craig. Was not
Craig intended by Mrs. Stillwater for Jessie, the eldest and only
serious one of the three? And was not his conduct, his hanging about
Margaret and his shying off from Jessie, thoroughly up on public
questions and competent to discuss them with anybody--was not his
conduct most menacing to her plans? Mrs. Stillwater, arranging for
matrimony for all her daughters, had decided that Jess was hopeless
except as a "serious woman," since she had neither figure nor face, nor
even abundant hair, which alone is enough to entangle some men. So, Jess
had been set to work at political economy, finance, at studying up the
political situations; and, if started right and not interfered with, she
could give as good account of her teaching as any phonograph.
Margaret welcomed Molly's message from Craig with a sweet smile. An
amused glance at the thunderous face of her grandmother, and she said,
"Perhaps it would interest you, dear, to know that he and I are
engaged."
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