The Fashionable Adventures of Joshua Craig: A NovelPhillips, David Graham
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The Fashionable Adventures of Joshua Craig: A Novel
Phillips, David Graham
Adventure stories; Fiction
Madam Bowker punctuated each of these compliments with a nod of her
haughty head. "But," said she, "Craig has convinced her that he will
amount to something."
"Ridiculous!" scoffed Branch, with an airy wave of the hand. But there
was in his tone a concealment that set the shrewd old lady furtively to
watching him.
"What do they think of him among the public men?" inquired she.
"He's laughed at there as everywhere."
Her vigilance was rewarded; as Branch said that, malignance hissed, ever
so softly, in his suave voice, and the snake peered furtively from his
calm, cold eyes. Old Madam Bowker had not lived at Washington's great
green tables for the gamblers of ambition all those years without
learning the significance of eyes and tone. For one politician to speak
thus venomously of another was sure sign that that other was of
consequence; for John Branch, a very Machiavelli at self-concealment and
usually too egotistic to be jealous, thus to speak, and that, without
being able to conceal his venom--"Can it be possible," thought the old
lady, "that this Craig is about to be a somebody?" Aloud she said: "He
is a preposterous creature. The vilest manners I've seen in three
generations of Washington life. And what vanity, what assumptions! The
first time I met him he lectured me as if I were a schoolgirl--lectured
me about the idle, worthless life he said I lead. I decided not to
recognize him next time I saw him. Up he came, and without noticing that
I did not speak he poured out such insults that I was answering him
before I realized it."
"He certainly is a most exasperating person."
"So Western! The very worst the West ever sent us. I don't understand
how he happened to get about among decent people. Oh, I remember, it was
Grant Arkwright who did it. Grant picked him up on one of his shooting
trips."
"He is insufferable," said Branch.
"You must see that the President gets rid of him. I want it done at
once. I assure you, John, my alarm is not imaginary. Margaret is very
young, has a streak of sentimentality in her. Besides, you know how weak
the strongest women are before a determined assault. If the other sex
wasn't brought up to have a purely imaginary fear of them I don't know
what would become of the world."
Branch smiled appreciatively but absently. "The same is true of men,"
said he. "The few who amount to anything--at least in active life--base
their calculations on the timidity and folly of their fellows rather
than upon their own abilities. About Craig--I'd like to oblige you,
but--well, you see, there is--there are certain political exigencies--"
"Nonsense!" interrupted the old lady. "I know the relative importance of
officials. A mere understrapper like Craig is of no importance."
"The fact is," said Branch with great reluctance, "the President has
taken a fancy to Craig."
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