The Fashionable Adventures of Joshua Craig: A NovelPhillips, David Graham
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The Fashionable Adventures of Joshua Craig: A Novel
Phillips, David Graham
Adventure stories; Fiction
"I come from Madam Bowker," he explained to Craig, humbly conscious of
his own disarray and toiler's unkemptness. "She would be greatly obliged
if you will give her a few minutes of your time. She begs you to excuse
the informality. She has sent me in her carriage, and it will be a great
satisfaction to her if you will accompany me."
Craig's first impulse of snobbish satisfaction was immediately followed
by misgivings. Perhaps this was not the formal acceptance of the
situation by the terrible old woman as he had, on the spur, fancied.
Perhaps she had sent for him to read him the riot act. Then he
remembered that he was himself in doubt as to whether he wished to marry
the young woman. All his doubts came flooding back, and his
terrors--for, in some of its aspects, the idea of being married to this
delicate flower of conventionality and gentle breeding was literally a
terror to him. If he went he would be still further committing himself;
all Washington would soon know of the journey in the carriage of Madam
Bowker, the most imposing car of state that appeared in the streets of
the Capital, a vast, lofty affair, drawn by magnificent horses, the
coachman and footman in costly, quiet livery, high ensconced.
"No, thanks," said Josh, in his most bustlingly-bounderish manner. "Tell
the old lady I'm up to my neck in work."
Mr. Whitesides was taken aback, but he was far too polished a gentleman
to show it. "Perhaps later?" he suggested.
"I've promised Margaret to go out there later. If I get through here in
time I'll look in on Mrs. Bowker on the way. But tell her not to wait at
home for me."
Mr. Whitesides bowed, and was glad when the outer air was blowing off
him the odor of this vulgar incident. "For," said he to himself, "there
are some manners so bad that they have a distinct bad smell. He is 'the
limit!' The little Severence must be infernally hard-pressed to think of
taking him on. Poor child! She's devilish interesting. A really handsome
bit, and smart, too--excellent ideas about dress. Yet somehow she's
been marooned, overlooked, while far worse have been married well.
Strange, that sort of thing. Somewhat my own case. I ought to have been
able to get some girl with a bunch, yet I somehow always just failed to
connect--until I got beyond the marrying age. Devilish lucky for me,
too. I'm no end better off." And Mr. Whitesides, sitting correctly upon
Madam Bowlder's gray silk cushions, reflected complacently upon his
ample salary, his carefully built-up and most lucrative commissions, his
prospects for a "smashing-good legacy when her majesty deigns to pass
away."
At four Madam Bowker, angry yet compelled to a certain respect, heard
with satisfaction that Craig had come. "Leave me, Whitesides," said she.
"I wish to be quite alone with him throughout."
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