The Fashionable Adventures of Joshua Craig: A NovelPhillips, David Graham
General
The Fashionable Adventures of Joshua Craig: A Novel
Phillips, David Graham
Adventure stories; Fiction
Madam Bowker winced in spite of herself. A very sturdy-appearing
specimen of manhood was this before her; she could understand how her
granddaughter might be physically attracted. But that rude accent, that
common mouth, those uncouth clothes, hand-me-downs or near it, that
cheap look about the collar, about the wrists, about the ankles--
"We are absolutely unsuited to each other--in every way," continued
Craig. "I tell her so. But she won't listen to me. The only reason I've
come here is to ask you to take a hand at trying to bring her to her
senses."
The old lady, recovered from her first shock, gazed at him admiringly.
He had completely turned her flank, and by a movement as swift as it was
unexpected. If she opposed the engagement he could hail her as an ally,
could compel her to contribute to her own granddaughter's public
humiliation. On the other hand, if she accepted the engagement he would
have her and Margaret and all the proud Severence family in the position
of humbly seeking alliance with him. Admirable! No wonder Branch was
jealous and the President alarmed. "Your game," said she pleasantly, "is
extremely unkempt, but effective. I congratulate you. I owe you an
apology for having misjudged you."
He gave her a shrewd look. "I know little Latin and less Greek," said
he, "but, 'timeo Danaos dona ferentes.' And I've got no game. I'm
telling you the straight truth, and I want you to help save me from
Margaret and from myself. I love the girl. I honestly don't want to make
her wretched. I need a sock-darner, a wash-counter, a pram-pusher, for a
wife, as Grant would say, not a dainty piece of lace embroidery. It
would soon be covered with spots and full of holes from the rough wear
I'd give it."
Madam Bowker laughed heartily. "You are--delicious," said she. "You
state the exact situation. Only I don't think Rita is quite so fragile
as you fancy. Like all persons of common origin, Mr. Craig, you
exaggerate human differences. They are not differences of kind, but of
degree."
Craig quivered and reddened at "common origin," as Madam Bowker expected
and hoped. She had not felt that she was taking a risk in thus hardily
ignoring her own origin; Lard had become to her, as to all Washington,
an unreality like a shadowy reminiscence of a possible former sojourn on
earth. "I see," pursued she, "that I hurt your vanity by my frankness--"
"Not at all! Not at all!" blustered Joshua, still angrier--as Madam
Bowker had calculated.
"Don't misunderstand me," pursued she tranquilly. "I was simply stating
a fact without aspersion. It is the more to your credit that you have
been able to raise yourself up among us--and so very young! You are not
more than forty, are you?"
"Thirty-four," said Craig surlily. He began to feel like a cur that is
getting a beating from a hand beyond the reach of its fangs. "I've had a
hard life--"
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
Reviews
Reviews
No reviews yet
Be the first to share your thoughts on this work.
Elsewhere in the archive
Join the Discussion
Join the discussion
Sign in to leave a comment or review.
Sign InorCreate an account