The Fashionable Adventures of Joshua Craig: A NovelPhillips, David Graham
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The Fashionable Adventures of Joshua Craig: A Novel
Phillips, David Graham
Adventure stories; Fiction
Craig was out with the truth at last. "What would we live on? My salary
is only seventy-five hundred dollars. If I get the Attorney-Generalship
it'll be only eight thousand, and I've not got twenty thousand dollars
besides. As long as I'm in politics I can't do anything at the law. All
the clients that pay well are clients I'd not dare have anything to do
with--I may have to prosecute them. Grant, I used to think Government
salaries were too big, and I used to rave against office-holders
fattening on the people. I was crazy. How's a man to marry a LADY and
live like a GENTLEMAN on seven or eight thousand a year? It can't be
done."
"And you used to rave against living like a gentleman," thrust Grant
maliciously.
Craig reddened. "There it is!" he fairly shouted. "I'm going to the
devil. I'm sacrificing all my principles. That's what this mixing with
swell people and trying to marry a fashionable lady is doing for me!"
"You're broadening out, you mean. You're losing your taste for
tommy-rot."
"Not at all," said Craig surlily and stubbornly. "I'll tell you what I'm
going to do. I'm going to see the girl to-day and put the whole case
before her. And I want you to back me up."
"I'll do nothing of the sort," cried Grant. "How can you ask such a
thing of ME?"
"Yes, you must go with me to-day."
"I've got an engagement--garden-party at the British Embassy."
"Going there, are you?... Um!... Well, we'll see."
The breakfast came and Craig ate like a ditch-digger--his own breakfast
and most of Grant's. Grant barely touched the food, lit a cigarette, sat
regarding the full-mouthed Westerner gloomily. "What DID Margaret see in
this man?" thought Grant. "True, she doesn't know him as well as I do;
but she knows him well enough. Talk about women being refined! Why,
they've got ostrich stomachs."
"Do you know, Grant," said Craig thickly, so stuffed was his mouth, "I
think your refined women like men of my sort. I know I can't bear
anything but refined women. Now, you--you've got an ostrich stomach.
I've seen you quite pleased with women I'd not lay my finger on. Yet
most people'd say you were more sensitive than I. Instead, you're much
coarser--except about piffling, piddling, paltry non-essentials. You
strain at a gnat and swallow a camel. I shouldn't be a bit surprised if
Margaret had penetrated the fact that your coarseness is in-bred while
mine is near surface. Women have a surprising way of getting at the
bottom of things. I'm a good deal like a woman in that respect myself."
Grant thrust a cigar upon him, got him out of the room and on the way
out of the house as quickly as possible. "Insufferable egotist!" he
mumbled, by way of a parting kick. "Why do I like him? Damned if I
believe I do!"
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