The rivalry between the beautiful Lisa and the beautiful Norman now
became formidable. The beautiful Norman flattered herself that she had
carried a lover off from her enemy; and the beautiful Lisa was
indignant with the hussy who, by luring the sly cousin to her home,
would surely end by compromising them all. The natural temperament of
each woman manifested itself in the hostilities which ensued. The one
remained calm and scornful, like a lady who holds up her skirts to keep
them from being soiled by the mud; while the other, much less subject
to shame, displayed insolent gaiety and swaggered along the footways
with the airs of a duellist seeking a cause of quarrel. Each of their
skirmishes would be the talk of the fish market for the whole day. When
the beautiful Norman saw the beautiful Lisa standing at the door of her
shop, she would go out of her way in order to pass her, and brush
against her with her apron; and then the angry glances of the two
rivals crossed like rapiers, with the rapid flash and thrust of pointed
steel. When the beautiful Lisa, on the other hand, went to the fish
market, she assumed an expression of disgust on approaching the
beautiful Norman’s stall. And then she proceeded to purchase some big
fish—a turbot or a salmon—of a neighbouring dealer, spreading her money
out on the marble slab as she did so, for she had noticed that this
seemed to have a painful effect upon the “hussy,” who ceased laughing
at the sight. To hear the two rivals speak, anyone would have supposed
that the fish and pork they sold were quite unfit for food. However,
their principal engagements took place when the beautiful Norman was
seated at her stall and the beautiful Lisa at her counter, and they
glowered blackly at each other across the Rue Rambuteau. They sat in
state in their big white aprons, decked out with showy toilets and
jewels, and the battle between them would commence early in the
morning.
“Hallo, the fat woman’s got up!” the beautiful Norman would exclaim.
“She ties herself up as tightly as her sausages! Ah, she’s got
Saturday’s collar on again, and she’s still wearing that poplin dress!”
At the same moment, on the opposite side of the street, beautiful Lisa
was saying to her shop girl: “Just look at that creature staring at us
over yonder, Augustine! She’s getting quite deformed by the life she
leads. Do you see her earrings? She’s wearing those big drops of hers,
isn’t she? It makes one feel ashamed to see a girl like that with
brilliants.”
All complaisance, Augustine echoed her mistress’s words.
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