Criminals -- England -- Fiction; Detective and mystery stories
“I’m afraid I don’t understand, Mr. Maitland.”
She watched his frightened scrutiny of the grounds, and then he bent
over toward her.
“Them fellows will get me,” he said slowly and impressively. “They’ll
get me, _and_ Matilda. And I’ve left all my money to a certain person.
That’s the joke. That’s the whole joke of it, miss.” He chuckled
wheezily. “And then they’ll get him.”
He slapped his knee, convulsed with silent laughter, and the girl
honestly thought he was mad and edged away from him.
“But I’ve got a great idea—got it when I saw you. It’s one of the
greatest ideas I’ve ever had, miss. Are you a typewriter?”
“A typist?” she smiled. “No, I can type, but I’m not a very good
typist.”
His voice sank until it was almost unintelligible.
“You come up to my office one day, and we’ll have a great joke. Wouldn’t
think I was a joker, would you? Eighty-seven I am, miss. You come up to
my office and I’ll make you laugh!”
Suddenly he became more serious.
“They’ll get me—I know it. I haven’t told Matilda, because she’d start
screaming. But _I_ know. _And_ the baby!”
This seemed to afford the saturnine old man the greatest possible
enjoyment. He rocked from side to side with mirth, until a fit of
coughing attacked him.
“That’s all, miss. You come up to my office. Old Johnson isn’t there.
You come up and see me. Never had a letter from me, have you?” he
suddenly asked, as he rose.
“No, Mr. Maitland,” she said in surprise.
“There was one wrote,” said he. “Maybe I didn’t post it. Maybe I thought
better. I dunno.”
He started and drew back as a figure appeared before the house.
“Who’s that?” he asked, and she felt a hand on her arm that trembled.
“That is my father, Mr. Maitland,” she said. “I expect he got a little
nervous about my being out.”
“Your father, eh?” He was more relieved than resentful. “Mr. John
Bennett, his name is, by all accounts. Don’t tell him I’ve been in the
workhouse,” he urged, “or in quod. And I have been in quod, miss. Met
all the big men, every one of ’um. And met a few of ’um out, too. I bet
I’m the only man in this country that’s ever seen Saul Morris, the
grandest feller in the business. Only met him once, but I shall never
forget him.”
John Bennett saw them pacing toward him, and stood undecided as to
whether he should join them or whether Ella would be embarrassed by such
a move. Maitland decided the matter by hobbling over to him.
“Morning, mister,” he said. “Just having a talk to your gel. Rather
early in the morning, eh? Hope you don’t mind, Mr. Bennett.”
“I don’t mind,” said John Bennett. “Won’t you come inside, Mr.
Maitland?”
“No, no, no,” said the other fearfully. “I’ve got to get on. Matilda
will be waiting for me. Don’t forget, miss: come up to my office and
have that joke!”
He did not offer to shake hands, nor did he take off his hat. In fact,
his manners were deplorable. A curt nod to the girl, and then:
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