.... Three women while amusing themselves in Calaveras county met with
a serious accident. They were jumping across a hole eight hundred feet
deep and ten wide. One of them couldn’t quite make it, succeeding only
in grasping a sage-bush on the opposite edge, where she hung suspended.
Her companions, who had just stepped into an adjacent saloon, saw her
peril, and as soon as they had finished drinking went to her
assistance. Previously to liberating her, one of them by way of a joke
uprooted the bush. This exasperated the other, and she, threw her
companion half-way across the shaft. She then attempted to cross over
to the other side in two jumps.
The affair has made considerable talk.—_Red Head “Tribune.”_
.... A family who for fifteen years have lived at the bottom of a mine
shaft in Siskiyou county, were all drowned by a rain-storm last
Wednesday night. They had neglected their usual precaution of putting
an umbrella over the mouth of the shaft. The man—who had always been
vacillating in politics—was taken out a stiff Radical.—_Dog Valley
“Howl.”_
.... There is a fellow in town who claims to be the man that murdered
Sheriff White some months ago. We consider him an impostor, seeking
admission into society above his level, and hope people will stop
inviting him to their houses.—_Nigger Hill “Patriot.”_
.... A stranger wearing a stovepipe hat arrived in town yesterday,
putting up at the Nugget House. The boys are having a good time with
that hat this morning, and the funeral will take place at two
o’clock.—_Spanish Camp “Flag.”_
.... The scoundrel who tipped over our office last month will be hung
to-morrow, and no paper will be issued next day.—_Sierra
“Fire-cracker.”_
.... The old grey-headed party who lost his life last Friday at the
jewelled hands of our wife, deserves more than a passing notice at
ours. He came to this city last summer, and started a weekly Methodist
prayer meeting, but being warned by the Police, who was formerly a
Presbyterian, gave up the swindle. He afterward undertook to introduce
Bibles and hymn-books, and, it is said, on one occasion attempted to
preach. This was a little more than an outraged community could be
expected to endure, and at our suggestion he was tarred and feathered.
For a time this treatment seemed to work a reform, but the heart of a
Methodist is, above all things, deceitful and desperately wicked, and
he was soon after caught in the very act of presenting a spelling-book
to old Ben Spoffer’s youngest daughter, Ragged Moll, since hung. The
Vigilance Committee _pro tem_. waited upon him, when he was decently
shot and left for dead, as was recorded in this paper, with an obituary
notice for which we have never received a cent. Last Friday, however,
he was discovered sneaking into the potato patch connected with this
paper, and our wife, God bless her, got an axe and finished him then
and there.
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