“Hold on a second,” ordered Caleb. “Hear all the sad, sad secret before
you fly up in the air. I bought out the Shevlin Contractin’ Com’pany,
lock, stock an’ bar’l; good will an’ fixtures. I still ran it under
Shevlin’s name, so’s to get the good of his old trade. That’s why I
worked through agents. _I_ didn’t appear in it at all. I built the
Court House an’ the noo City Hall, an’ made close onto a million out
of the deal. It was crooked work if you like. But the statoot of
limitations’ll keep me from bein’ indicted for it, I guess. An’ if I am
indicted, I’ll bet fifty dollars to fifty doughnuts the case’ll never
come to trial. Yessir, I’m the guilty man, all right. An’ I can prove
it.”
“Are you quite through?” asked Caine with exaggerated politeness, as
the Fighter paused.
“Yep. That’s ’bout all. Good story for the papers, hey?”
“An excellent story--for the horse marines,” retorted Caine. “Really,
Conover,” he continued almost plaintively, “I don’t see what overt acts
of idiocy I have ever committed that you should offer so vile an insult
to my intelligence.”
“What d’ye mean?” queried Caleb with bland innocence.
“I mean, every word of that rigmarole is a thread in one of the
clumsiest tangles of lies I have ever had the misfortune to listen to.
I thought better of your inventive powers!”
“You don’t believe me?” exclaimed Conover, aggrieved.
“I’m not lucky enough to have had the Chess Queen’s training in
‘believing at least three impossible things before breakfast every
morning,’” misquoted Caine. “Really, Conover, did it never occur to you
that telling an unnecessary lie is almost tempting Providence?”
“The story’s true,” persisted Caleb, doggedly, “Just like I told it to
you. I owned the Shevlin Contractin’ Comp’ny. Shevlin had been out
of it six months. I was the one that did the graftin’ when the two
buildin’s was put up. An’ I ain’t ashamed of it.”
Caine looked long, quizzically, into the light, alert eyes that so
brazenly met his.
“I really believe you mean to stick to it,” he said at last. “But why?
And don’t you see that a single glance at the records will disprove it
all? If Shevlin really transferred his business to you, there would be
a record of it.”
“There’ll be a record--if it’s needed,” countered the Fighter, “That
the easiest part of it all. But it won’t be needed. My say-so will be
b’lieved for once. Folks won’t s’pose a man would accuse himself of
bein’ a crook if he was reelly on the square.”
“Do as you please,” replied Caine impatiently, “but don’t keep up the
farce with _me_.”
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