“Men who read men,” said he, oracularly, “rule men. Men who read books
are ruled by the folks who wrote them. That’s the diff’rence. Let me
explain what I mean by what I said ’bout cobras. I had to run down to
Noo York last fall on business. I had a couple of hours on my hands
an’ I went up for a look at the Bronx Zoo, there. I went into a squat,
Dago-lookin’ joint called the ‘Rept’l House.’ Full of snakes and
crawly, slimy things. Big crowd in front of one glass cage. Only snake
in that cage was a big, long, brown critter with an eye that wa’nt good
to look at. The sign said he was a King Cobra an’ habitated somewhere
or other. The attendant wanted to wash the winders of that cage from
the inside. What does he do? Does he put his arms in an’ wiggle a mop
within reach of Mister King Cobra? Not him. He, or his boss, I guess,
had learned to read snakes like I read men. What does he do? He slaps
open a little door in the back of the cage, slings in a two-foot black
snake an’ slams shut the door, quicker’n scat, before the Cobra knows
what’s up. There lays the little black snake wrigglin’, scared like, on
the floor of the cage among a lot of little red lizards that’s runnin’
’round in the sand.
“The King Cobra lifts up till his head’s about six foot above ground,
an’ he looks down at the wrigglin’ black snake, like he was sizin’ up
whether the little feller has any fight in him or not. An’ say! It was
’nough to give a feller the creeps to see that cobra-snake’s eye as he
watched ’tother. Then, he seems to make up his mind the black snake
ain’t bent on c’mittin’ sooside by beginnin’ the fight. So down swoops
the King Cobra with a sort of rustly, swishin’ rush; an’ he grabs the
little snake around the middle. No--not by the head or tail. He’s more
mad than hungry. So he grabs him by the middle. An’ he hangs on.
“Now what does the attendant do? He opens the door at the back, kneels
on the threshold, leanin’ out right above the King Cobra, an’ ca’mly
begins washin’ the winders with his long mop. Ev’ry swipe that man
makes at the glass, his hand comes within a foot of the Cobra. But he
didn’t even look at the big, pizenous brute coiled up there below his
hand. He goes on washin’ the winder like there wasn’t a snake within
ten miles.”
“But,” asked Caine, interested in spite of himself, “there was surely
danger that the Cobra might drop the little snake and strike at the
man? If--”
“That’s just the point!” cried Caleb, “He wouldn’t. His pizen an’ his
temper was otherwise engaged. He’d sunk his fangs into one en’my. An’
it ain’t cobra natur’ to let go, once he’s got his grip. I found that
out by askin’ one of the keepers. The man with the mop was as safe in
that cage, just then, as he’d a’ been in a Meth’dist Conf’rence. The
Cobra had just one idee. An’ that idee was already on the job.
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