These were the conditions one spring day when the buds that had not
already burst were bursting and Mr. Teeters dashed into Prouty. "Dashed"
is not too strong a word to describe his arrival, for the leaders of his
four-horse team were running away and the wheelers were, at least, not
lagging. It was obvious to those familiar with Mr. Teeters' habits that
he was en route to the station to meet incoming passengers. This was
proclaimed by his conveyance and regalia. He wore a well-filled
cartridge belt and six-shooter, while a horse hair watch chain draped
across a buckskin waistcoat, ornate with dyed porcupine quills, gave an
additional Western flavor to his costume. His beaded gauntlets reached
to his elbow, and upon occasions like the present he wore moccasins.
There was a black silk handkerchief around the neck of his red flannel
shirt, and if the rattlesnake skin that encircled his Stetson did not
bring a scream from the lady dudes when they caught sight of it, Teeters
would feel keenly disappointed.
"I can wrangle dudes to a fare-ye-well and do good at it," Teeters had
declared to the Major. And it was no idle boast, apparently, for Teeters
stood alone, supreme and unchallenged, the champion dude-wrangler of the
country.
"It's a kind of talent--a gift, you might say--like breakin' horses or
tamin' wild animals," he was wont to reply modestly when questioned by
those who followed his example and failed lamentably. "You got to be
kind and gentle with dudes, yet firm with them. Onct they git the upper
hand of you they's no livin' with 'em."
Five years had brought their changes to Teeters as well as to Prouty.
He was still faithful to Miss Maggie Taylor, but a subtle difference had
come into his attitude towards her mother. He was less ingratiating in
his manner, less impressed by the importance of her father, the
distinguished undertaker; less interested in her recitals of her musical
triumphs when she had played the pipe organ in Philadelphia. Her habit
of singing hymns and humming which had annoyed him even in the days when
he was merely tolerated, actually angered him.
Now, as the four horses attached to the old-fashioned stagecoach which
had been resurrected from a junk-heap behind a blacksmith shop, repaired
and shipped to the Scissor Outfit as being the last word in the
picturesque discomfort for which dudes hankered, the onlookers observed
with keen interest as the Dude Wrangler tore past the Prouty House,
"There must be a bunch of millionaires coming in on the local."
The horses kept on past the station, but by throwing his weight on one
rein Teeters ran them over the flat in a circle until they were winded.
Then he brought them dripping and exhausted to the platform, where he
said civilly to a bystander, indicating a convenient pickhandle:
"If you'll jest knock the 'off' leader down if he bats an eyelash when
the train pulls in, I'll be much obliged to you."
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