France -- History -- 1914-1940 -- Fiction; War stories; World War, 1914-1918 -- Fiction
“Monsieur is without doubt an artist,” he declared.
I was not, decidedly; but the words had been an affirmation and not a
question. It seemed clear that for some cryptic reason I ought to have
been an artist. Accordingly, I thought it best to bow.
He seemed childishly pleased with his acumen.
“Monsieur will understand,” he explained, “that before the war we sold
tickets to many artists, who, like monsieur, desired to paint the old
mill on the stream near Bleau. It has appeared at the Salon many times,
that mill! Also, we have furnished tickets to archaeologists who desired
to see the ruins of the antique chapel, a veritable gem! But monsieur
has not an archaeologist’s aspect. Therefore, monsieur is an artist.”
“Perfectly,” I agreed.
“As to the trains,” he continued contentedly, “there is but one a day.
It departs at two and a half hours, upon the Le Moreau route. Monsieur
will be wise to secure, before leaving Paris, a safe-conduct from the
_prefecture_; for the village is, as one might say, on the edge of the
zone of war. With such a permit monsieur will find his visit charming;
regrettable incidents will not occur; undesirable conjectures about
monsieur’s identity will not be roused. I should strongly advise that
monsieur provide himself with such a credential, though it is not,
perhaps, absolutely _de rigueur_.”
Back in my room at the Ritz, I consulted my watch. It was a quarter of
two; certainly time had marched apace. Should I, like a sensible man,
descend to the restaurant and enjoy a sample of the justly famous
cuisine of the hotel? Or should I throw all reason overboard and post
off on--what was it Dunny had called my mission--a wild-goose chase?
I glanced at myself in the mirror and shook a disapproving head. “You’re
no knight-errant,” I told my impassive image. “You’re too correct, too
indifferent-looking altogether. Better not get beyond your depth!” I
decided for luncheon, followed by a leisurely knotting of the threads
of my Parisian acquaintance. Then, as if some malign hypnotist had
projected it before me, I saw again a vision of that flashing, lean,
gray car.
“I’m hanged if I don’t have a shot at this thing!”
The words seemed to pop out of my mouth entirely of their own accord.
By no conscious agency of my own, I found myself madly hurling collars,
handkerchiefs, toilet articles, whatever I seemed likeliest to need in a
brief journey, into a bag. Lastly I realized that I was standing, hat
in hand, overcoat across my arm, considering my revolver, and wondering
whether taking it with me would be too stagy and absurd.
“No more so than all the rest of it,” I decided, shrugging. Dropping the
thing into my pocket, I made for the _ascenseur_.
“I shan’t be back to-night,” I informed the hall porter woodenly. “Or
perhaps to-morrow night. But, of course, I’m keeping my room.”
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