Hamil shook his head, looking curiously at Malcourt.
"Well, what on earth do you think Cardross wants with you?" demanded
Portlaw. "Read that telegram again."
Again Malcourt's instinct seemed to warn him to silence. All the same,
with a glance at Hamil, he unfolded the bit of yellow paper and read:
"LOUIS MALCOURT,
"Superintendent Luckless Lake,
"Adirondacks.
"Your presence is required at my office in the Shoshone
Securities Building on a matter of most serious and instant
importance. Telegraph what train you can catch. Mr. Carrick will
meet you on the train at Albany.
"NEVILLE CARDROSS.
"Answer Paid."
"Well, what the devil does it mean?" demanded Portlaw peevishly. "I
can't spare you now. How can I? Here's Hamil all ready for you to take
him about and show him what I want to have done--"
"I wonder what it means," mused Malcourt. "Maybe there's something wrong
with the Tressilvain end of the family. The Shoshone Securities people
manage her investments here--"
"The way to do is to wire and find out," grumbled Portlaw, leading the
way to the luncheon table as a servant announced that function.
For it was certainly a function with Portlaw; all eating was more or
less of a ceremony, and dinner rose to the dignity of a rite.
"I can't imagine what that telegram--"
"Forget it!" snapped Portlaw; "do you want to infect my luncheon? When a
man lunches he ought to give his entire mind to it. Talk about your lost
arts!--the art of eating scarcely survives at all. Find it again and you
revive that other lost art of prandial conversation. Digestion's not
possible without conversation. Hamil, you look at your claret in a funny
way."
"I was admiring the colour where the sun strikes through," said the
latter, amused.
"Oh! I thought you were remembering that claret is temporarily
unfashionable. That's part of the degeneracy of the times. There never
was and never will be any wine to equal it when it has the body of a
Burgundy and the bouquet of wild-grape blossoms. Louis," cocking his
heavy red face and considering a morsel of duck, "what is your opinion
concerning the proper melange for that plumcot salad dressing?"
"They say," said Malcourt gravely, "that when it's mixed, a current of
electricity passed through it gives it a most astonishing flavour--"
"What!"
"So they say at the Stuyvesant Club."
Portlaw's eyes bulged; Hamil had to bend his head low over his plate,
but Malcourt's bland impudence remained unperturbed.
"Good God!" muttered Portlaw; "Hamil, did you ever hear of passing
electricity through a salad dressing composed of olive oil, astragon,
Arequipa pepper, salt, Samara mustard, essence of anchovy, chives,
distilled fresh mushrooms, truffles pickled in 1840 port--_did_ you?"
"No," said Hamil, "I never did."
For a while silence settled upon the table while Portlaw struggled to
digest mentally the gastronomic suggestion offered by Malcourt.
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