The Fool Errant: Being the Memoirs of Francis-Anthony Strelley, Esq., Citizen of LuccaHewlett, Maurice
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The Fool Errant: Being the Memoirs of Francis-Anthony Strelley, Esq., Citizen of Lucca
Hewlett, Maurice
Historical fiction
"You intend to appease him, I believe, in eight hours from now," said I.
"The commissary will be at his chocolate at eight o'clock, at his office
by eleven. It is now three."
"You are getting proficient in our tongue," he said, somewhat put out by
my exactitude.
"Oh, I am proficient in more ways than one," I told him. "You taught me
at Prato how to draw teeth, and I showed you, in the same town, how
claws could be cut. What did you think of the carcere? Well, now I will
show you another accomplishment I have. Draw teeth, cut claws! I can
drill holes also, Palamone."
"What the devil are you talking about, poet?" says he, always quick to
be amused.
"Why, this," I said. "I will come down to you in the Piazza. We have it
to ourselves." I held up my pistol by the nozzle. He saw the butt. He
said, "Oho! that's your work, is it? You are growing in grace, Don
Francis; and I am not the little man to disoblige you. Many a score is
on my slate to your name, and short scores make the longest friendships.
Come down, my son, and play a better game than faro."
By the time I got down he had taken off his cloak and came smiling
towards me with both his hands held out. He was going to embrace me--I
knew that very well. He would have kissed me on both cheeks, warmly and
with sincerity; and then, before his arms were loosed from my neck, by a
sudden surging of his lust, he would have throttled me. All that was as
clear in his looks as are the marks on this paper; but I could read my
gentleman by now and was in no mood for his freakish humours. "Take
warning," I said, "that if you move one step nearer to me I shoot you
like a rabbit." I crooked my arm and levelled at him as I spoke. I
suppose he saw truth in the mouth of the barrel, for he stopped, and
looked at me, breathing hard.
"I admire you, Francis," he said. "I admire you more than ever before.
If I had kissed you as I intended, you would have known it."
"I do know it, damn you!" I replied. "But you would have strangled me
afterwards."
"Why, so I should," he confessed, "even as surely as I mean to shoot you
now. But that is neither here nor there. I'm a wild, hungry old devil of
a frate, but no man denies that I love a high spirit. I should have
kissed you for that, and wrung the breath out of you afterwards for a
starved, misbegotten spawn of an English apothecary--as you are, my son.
Now hand me one of those pistols of yours, and say your paternoster
while you are in the mind."
I handed him the weapon, telling him that I had loaded it myself
overnight, but that if he wished to satisfy himself, I had both powder
and ball at his service.
He looked somewhat offended. "Do you think, my lad, that I doubt you?"
he said. "I tell you that I love you. I would as soon doubt my mother,
who is in Heaven, or believe my father, who is not."
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