The Fool Errant: Being the Memoirs of Francis-Anthony Strelley, Esq., Citizen of LuccaHewlett, Maurice
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The Fool Errant: Being the Memoirs of Francis-Anthony Strelley, Esq., Citizen of Lucca
Hewlett, Maurice
Historical fiction
"If," said this remarkable man, "I lay it down as an indispensable
preliminary to our acquaintance, which I hope may be long and warm, that
you accept me for a gentleman, it is because, as I do not happen to be
one, I have devoted all my energies to demonstrating the exact contrary.
No man can help the accident of his birth. My mother was an actress of
Venice: God knows who was my father, but I tell myself that he was
peculiarly mine. I was educated in the slips of the theatre of San
Moise; at ten I ran away from home, and from the age of twelve made my
fortune my own care. It was then that I found out the advantages of
being what I was not, for I observed that while nobody scrupled to cheat
a gentleman if he could safely do it, nobody (on the other hand)
resented the fact that a gentleman cheated him. At the age of fifteen,
when I served in Zante in the company of the noble Mocenigo, and
received a decoration for gallantry and a commission of lieutenant, I
killed my captain for permitting himself to doubt my gentility. I should
be sorry to have to reckon how many more have gone his way, or for how
many years I have been obliged to shed blood in every new State I have
chosen to inhabit. Those days are past and over; my reputation is made;
this order which I wear was presented to me by the Holy Father, and is
at once my patent and my passport. If I need another, it is here." He
pointed to his sword, which reposed upon a narrow ledge of the chariot,
behind my back.
I then told him a difficulty of my own, which was that, although I was a
gentleman by birth who had waived his rank for reasons unnecessary to be
named, I had no passport into the Republic of Lucca. "I think it right
to inform you, cavaliere," I added, "that I also found it necessary to
shed blood in Florence, and that consequently I have left that city
somewhat abruptly and without a passport. I should be sorry to put you
to any inconvenience on my account, and assure you that you have only to
express a doubt--a hint will be enough--to be relieved of me and my wife
at our first baiting-place."
He clasped my hand, saying, "I like your frankness--it pleases me
vastly. And I see that I can help you. I have a very commodious passport
which will pass your charming lady, yourself and half a dozen children--
if you had been so precocious as to have them. Let us talk of more
pleasant things than my magnanimity, if you please; the subject is
naturally familiar to me."
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