The Fool Errant: Being the Memoirs of Francis-Anthony Strelley, Esq., Citizen of LuccaHewlett, Maurice
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The Fool Errant: Being the Memoirs of Francis-Anthony Strelley, Esq., Citizen of Lucca
Hewlett, Maurice
Historical fiction
She said, "At noon to-day, after the dinner-hour, the padrona gave me
three baskets of linen, and told me to carry them to their owners, with
the bills which were pinned upon them. I put all three on my head and
went away. The first errand was to the apartment of that old colonel of
artillery, where I have often been before. I delivered the basket,
unpacked it in his presence, received the money and my buona mano, and
departed. The second took me to Don Filiberto, the parroco of Santa
Lucia. As usual, he inquired after you, asked me that certain question
which you know, gave me two whites, patted my cheek, and hoped for
better news next week. When I came to look at my third basket, judge my
dismay to find that it was addressed to the Cavaliere Aquamorta, at the
Albergo del Sole. It was the largest by far--and that was why I had put
it at the bottom--and had a substantial bill upon it, including the
arrears of three weeks. I suppose he had planned it with the padrona,
for I had never been to him before, and did not even know that we washed
for him. However, there was no help for it. I must go.
"He received me with a grin, expressing surprise, which I knew he had
not, and pleasure, which I fear he had. I was as unconcerned as I knew
how to be, and began unpacking the linen; but he came behind me at once,
and, kneeling beside me on one knee, began to be unpleasantly attentive,
praising my beauty extravagantly, talking, joking, whispering--and
worse--doing all he could, in fact, to make me as bad as he was. He
owned that he had laid this 'little stratagem of love,' as he called it,
and that the bill, far from being in arrear, had been paid, and twice
paid. There, then, was the price of my betrayal. Then he spoke of you,
Francis, asking whether I had discovered the cause of your recent
distemperature. 'I have given him some news of his Aurelia of late,' he
said, 'which may have inclined him to neglect a far more charming
nymph.' I replied to that, that if he had put himself to the trouble of
telling you lies of Donna Aurelia, there was no wonder that you were
unhappy; for, says I, 'To have her name, which you held sacred, tripped
off lips which you knew to be profane was a horrible thing.' He laughed
at me, and called me his incorrigible charmer, his dearest tease,
delight and provocation. He grew very attentive, and would have embraced
me; whereupon, biding my time, I gave him such a slap in the left eye as
he won't soon recover from. Then, while he was cursing me and calling
for his servant, I made my escape."
I praised her warmly, as she deserved. She had done what became her with
the only weapon she possessed. "The rest," I said, "is mine. I shall
know how to maintain your honour and my own. This very night I shall
send a friend to the cavaliere, and leave him the choice of weapons."
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