The Fool Errant: Being the Memoirs of Francis-Anthony Strelley, Esq., Citizen of LuccaHewlett, Maurice
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The Fool Errant: Being the Memoirs of Francis-Anthony Strelley, Esq., Citizen of Lucca
Hewlett, Maurice
Historical fiction
My inn was full of French and Savoyard soldiers, recruiting, it was
evident, for their cause or their pockets. War was said to be
threatening between the Holy See and the Grand Duchy: these were the
Pope's allies, roaring, drinking, carding, wenching, and impressing all
travellers who could not pay their way out. Saturnian revels! The
landlord was playing Bacchus, much against his will; the landlady and a
tattered maid were Venus and Hebe by turns; for my own part, shunning to
be Ganymede, I slunk into an outhouse and shared its privacy with some
scared fowls and a drover of the Garfagnana, who, taking me at first for
a crimp, ran at me gibbering with a knife. I pacified him, luckily,
before it was too late, and crouched with him until daylight, expecting
discovery at every outcry. Not until then did the house seem asleep. But
about cockcrow there was a silence as of the dead, and that time was
judged favourable by my companion-in-hiding to get clear away. Knife in
mouth he crept out of cover and went tiptoe by the house. The poor
fellow was crimped at the corner by some wakeful sentry and tied up to
fight the Grand Duke. So I stayed with the fowls until the maid came in
for a victim, which was to supply the lieutenant's breakfast.
Here was my chance. "Madam," says I, and the girl gave a little shriek.
Being desperate, I put an arm round her waist and covered her mouth with
my hand.
"Madam," I said courteously, "I deplore the necessity of laying violence
upon you, but pray you to believe, if you can, in my sincere respect for
you. I am travelling to Florence, but alone. Help me to avoid these
guests of yours, and I shall be eternally grateful." When I was sure
that she had understood me I released her; she sighed.
"Forgive me, sir," she said, "but I thought you were going to make love
to me."
"God forbid it," said I, perhaps a little too devoutly, for she seemed
to be piqued.
She said, "It's as you please, sir, of course. He never forbids what you
gentlemen have a mind to."
"You are wrong, my dear," I replied. "He does forbid it--but we don't
know it until too late."
"Sir," said she, "it's not too late yet." It was now for me to sigh.
"If you knew, or could read, one page of my story," I told her, "you
would understand how late I am, and how pressed for time. Will you not
help me? I am in your hands." She looked kindly.
"Stay here, sir," said she. "I'll do my best for you."
What means she took cannot be told; but after a short absence she
returned with bread and a jug of wine under her apron, and beckoning me
to follow her, took me by a back way behind the houses, up a stair cut
into the rock, and so to the upper street of the little town. Towering
above me then, I saw the broad green side of the mountain, whose summit
was wreathed in white mist.
"You are free to go now, sir," said she. "There lies your honour's way."
I thanked her warmly, offering her my hand. But she put hers behind her.
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