The Fool Errant: Being the Memoirs of Francis-Anthony Strelley, Esq., Citizen of LuccaHewlett, Maurice
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The Fool Errant: Being the Memoirs of Francis-Anthony Strelley, Esq., Citizen of Lucca
Hewlett, Maurice
Historical fiction
The Capuchin's employment was precisely what I have stated, though all
probability is against it. I was curious enough to watch him and could
make no mistake. He had a copious beard descending to his stomach, the
half snowy white, the half a lustrous black. Upon a depending twig he
had fixed a tin-edged mirror, in his hand was a small tooth-comb. With
this he raked his beard over and over again, occasionally dipping it in
a tin cup at his side. He looked in the glass, picked up a strand of
beard, examined it minutely underneath, dipped his comb and raked,
dipped and raked again. My gradual advance, due, as I have said, to
curiosity, not presumption, did not disconcert him at all; he began to
speak without so much as looking at me, whereby I was able to hope that
I was not recognised. On my side it had not taken long to ascertain that
I knew the Capuchin very well--if not by his white half-beard, then by
that jutting tusk of his--at once so loose and so menacing. It was that
very same who at the hospital of Rovigo had looked at me so hard, had
burnt my cheek with his hot breath and urged the value of his friendship
so clamantly against that of the Jew's; Fra Palamone, as I remembered
his name. Nor could I forget why I had decided against him, nor in what
terms. It had been because, when I had brought my handful of money
flooding out of my pocket, two ducats had been covered by this man's
foot and had been buried deep in his toes.
"Buon di," said he in cheerful Tuscan speech. "Are you come upon a like
errand of accommodation, by chance? You are welcome to a corner of my
dressing-room. We'll strike a bargain. If you dip my beard, I'll dip
yours."
I said that would be bad commerce on my part, since I had no beard.
"You, sir," I added, "have a remarkable one, which I confess I regret to
see coloured."
"A fig for your regrets, little man," said the other. "Politics is the
cry. If your passport described you as a middling-sized man with a black
beard and a running at the nose, you'd be doing as I am. But you'll
never have such a passport as that."
"My passport," I told him, "is destroyed. It described me as a young Jew
with an assured manner and a pendulous nose."
This caused the Capuchin to look upon his visitor. Whether he knew me or
not, then or before, he made no sign. "There's no flattery in that," he
said, "but you could have done it. A manner's a manner, and there's an
end; but I could swell any man's nose for him and say thank you. And
what does your present passport bear?"
I said, "I have none. The Holy Office having confiscated it, ejected me
from Bologna because I wore a crucifix and prayed to the Madonna."
"Ah," says he, "I've known a man hanged in that city for less. But what
you say convinces me of one thing: you will be all the better for
company."
"How so?" said I.
"Why," says the Capuchin, "you tell me you were talking to the Madonna."
"It is true that I was addressing her in her image."
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