The Fool Errant: Being the Memoirs of Francis-Anthony Strelley, Esq., Citizen of LuccaHewlett, Maurice
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The Fool Errant: Being the Memoirs of Francis-Anthony Strelley, Esq., Citizen of Lucca
Hewlett, Maurice
Historical fiction
He replied, "My dear lad, I am paid already, and twice paid. It is the
certain conviction that I am hereafter to be much blessed in your
society that has forced me to take this liberty. May I now have the
pleasure of setting you free? It wounds me in my tenderest part to know
how these cords must bruise you. Your aching wounds--my aching heart.
Come, a fair exchange! Be free, and set me free." A great shadow of him
settled down over my eyes, the impending bulk of his huge body; heat and
garlic came in waves about me, his furnace breath.
"Not yet, Fra Palamone," I said firmly. "You will do well to leave me as
I am until I know more of your intentions. You used the word 'freedom'
just now: how am I to understand it? I warn you that, so far as I know,
the first use I shall make of my freedom will be to kill you." I meant
it at the time, for I was beside myself with rage.
He began to swear gently to himself, walking to and fro before my feet,
coupling (as his manner was) the names of his Maker, Redeemer and Divine
Advocate with those of dishonourable animals. Having thus eased himself,
as a pump gets rid of foul water in the pipes before its uses can begin,
he began to answer my objections. "If to have the play of young limbs,
the prerogative of two-footed creation, be not liberty," said he, "then
there is no liberty in the world. And if to be loosed from sin and
shame, by means however abrupt, be not liberty of the most exalted,
spiritual kind, then, young man, you are a bondslave indeed, to your own
ignoble desires."
I said, "I have told you on what terms I will take my liberty. I will
die here as I am sooner than make bargains with you."
"I am an old man," he replied, "a-weary of my labours. I will not
wrangle--I abhor disputations. I am able to offer you, Don Francis, a
service which is perfect freedom. Will you take it or leave it?" I was
silent, and I believe the old villain went to sleep, as certainly I did.
Youth will have its rest, whether there be gall in the mouth or a teat.
When I awoke it was broad day. The sun was up and deepening the pale
tints of the sky; a bird in the oak-tree overhead was singing his
orison, and Fra Palamone cooking a pork chop upon a little fire of
twigs. Never did I see such delicate art put into such a piece of work;
he had not boasted when he said that he was a cook. Not only did he cook
it to the exquisite point of perfection, but he ate it, bone and all--
combining the zest of a cannibal with the epicure's finer relish--and
poured near a litre of wine down his tunnel of a throat, before he
deigned to regard whether I lived or was dead. His next act was to
recite the rosary aloud, on his knees, with intense fervour; and his
next--after three prostrations in honour of the Trinity--to untie the
cord about his middle and add a knot or two to the multitude already
there. With this formidable scourge circling about in his hand, he came
to where I lay helpless.
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