The Fool Errant: Being the Memoirs of Francis-Anthony Strelley, Esq., Citizen of LuccaHewlett, Maurice
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The Fool Errant: Being the Memoirs of Francis-Anthony Strelley, Esq., Citizen of Lucca
Hewlett, Maurice
Historical fiction
"Observe," he continued, "these images--lilies, bambini, nourishing
matrons, curly-headed deacons; these flaming hearts, these hearts stuck
upon swords: a holy traffic indeed! Here, too," and he extricated a
budget tied in blue tape-ribbon, "are the lives of all the frati worthy
of record, and of a good few, between you and me and this damsel, not to
be found recorded. Here, in this napkin, is everything requisite to make
Santa Caterina de' Ricci the happiest of dead ladies--as, portraits of
her mother, of her mother's sisters, of her father and all his
relatives, of the young man who drowned himself at Pontassieve for her
love, and of that other young man who, on the contrary, did not, but
made himself a priest and became her spiritual director. Here are the
palace in which she was born, the escutcheon of the De' Ricci which she
despised, her governess's house, the convent where she made her vows,
and the cell where, if she did not die, she might very easily have died.
Here you have the great doctors and captains of the Dominican Order,
here is Albert the Great, here seraphic Thomas, here murdered Peter,
here Catherine, here Rose--admirable engravings, as you see, mostly
after the admired John. Here then is our day's work cut out for us--a
happy toil! On the next, having done our humble service to the souls of
all these persons, we must be careful not to forget their bodily needs.
I shall exercise my skill in dentistry for trifling rewards, and you, my
young Aesculapius, will prove to others, as you have already proved to
me, that the strong wrist and willing arm are not lacking among your
personal endowments. I am persuaded that these duties will occupy the
whole of the second day, for Prato will be full to suffocation by that
time, and there will hardly be a head whose recesses we may not have to
explore. By these means, having secured (as I hope) the public
confidence, the time will be ripe for my great design. After worship,
relaxation, the release from pain; after pain, pleasure comes. On that
third day, my children, we will set up a faro-bank, the profits of
which, if skill be employed, will more than counterbalance what we have
cheerfully lost in our efforts to do good. The reward, I say, is
certain, and who shall call it undeserved? Not I, for one. Now,
children, to the road once more! Happy fortunes attend us! Pray for old
Palamone, who loves you dearly and thinks about you night and day."
He got up as he was finishing this speech of his and took to the road
before I could object--as I did object--to some of his propositions. But
I told Virginia that I intended to leave him at Prato and push on to
Florence, as I had no intention of helping him cheat his neighbours.
"What!" I cried, "a Strelley of Upcote, a gentleman and an old Catholic,
to clown it in a fair! Never in the world!"
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