The Fool Errant: Being the Memoirs of Francis-Anthony Strelley, Esq., Citizen of LuccaHewlett, Maurice
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The Fool Errant: Being the Memoirs of Francis-Anthony Strelley, Esq., Citizen of Lucca
Hewlett, Maurice
Historical fiction
I told her the shameful turn of affairs, and begged her to take care of
Virginia while I was employed in challenging the marchese to fight, and,
if possible, in running him through the body. I said that if she had had
the eyes to see my masquerade, it was not to be supposed that Semifonte
would misunderstand me; but she stopped me at once. "Do no such thing,
Don Francis," said she. "You will be attacking the wrong man. The
marchese is no better than he should be, but he is perfectly galant'
uomo, and would throw no sort of difficulty in your way. But you are
crediting him with too much zeal. He has many irons in the fire, as we
say; and, after all, Miss Virginia is not the only wench in the world."
"Per Bacco," said Virginia, "that's true."
"Your aim," Monna Bianca continued, "should be that old sack of
iniquity, Fra Palamone, the most wily, audacious rogue of a friar in all
a friar-ridden land. Now, I'll help you there--I and your Virginia
together. Leave us, Don Francis, leave us alone for a while. Take the
air, avoid the marchese, and by the morning you shall hear some news."
Such indeed proved to be the case. The Grand Duke Cosimo, it seems, on
the pressure of his friends the Jesuits, had published an edict, which
was then in full force, that any man entering a house where a
marriageable woman might be living could be arrested and imprisoned
without trial. [Footnote: Mr. Strelley is perfectly right. One of the
first acts of Gian Gastone, Cosimo's successor, was to repeal this
preposterous decree. The first and only good thing that I ever heard of
him.--M. H.] By means of this Monna Bianca and Virginia laid Fra
Palamone by the heels. The girl was sent to spend the night with Monna
Bianca's sister-in-law, who lived with her husband (a notary public) and
own sister in the suburbs of Prato, just outside the Porta Fiorentina.
Thither Fra Palamone went in pursuit of his infamous plans, and there he
was found by the sbirri of the Holy Office. The case was clear enough
against him, for I need not say that there was no love lost between the
frate and the Jesuits. Much as may be urged against that learned body of
politicians, no one has ever laid a pandering to profligacy or chicane
to their account. The sister of Monna Bianca's sister-in-law was a
marriageable woman, Fra Palamone was in the house with her, and was
there caught by the Inquisition and haled off to their house of
correction. Virginia and I set out at liberty to Florence, decently
clad, decently shod, with the remains of our ten florins in my breeches
pocket. I remember Monna Bianca's parting advice very well. "Farewell,
Don Francis," it was, "good luck to you and this honest girl. Pursue
your Aurelia as ardently as you will, you are only doing after your age
and degree in the world. Let me advise you to write to Padua for your
portmanteau and effects. You will love your mistress none the less for a
good coat to your back, nor she you, I promise you. Besides, I believe
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