The Forgery; or, Best Intentions.James, G. P. R. (George Payne Rainsford)
General
The Forgery; or, Best Intentions.
James, G. P. R. (George Payne Rainsford)
Fiction
Now, whether it was that Joshua Brown thought it might be rude or
dangerous to intrude upon the privacy of some persons who were talking
together in the back shop with the door shut, or whether there was a
touch of the fantastic in his disposition, I will not take upon myself
to say; but certain it is that the method he took to bring the master
of the house from his fit of absence was somewhat eccentric.
Having a good thick glove on his right hand, he approached it quietly
to the tail of the large tom-cat, and getting the last joint between
his finger and thumb, he said, in an authoritative tone, "Call your
master!" adding at the same time an awful twisting pinch, which nearly
wrenched the bone from its next neighbour.
A frightful squall was the first result, and then, with the rapidity
of lightning, Tom's claws were applied to his assailant's hand and
arm. The teeth would have followed; but at the same moment Joshua
Brown shook the beast off, and a little white-faced man, with red
eyelids and a rugged, pock-marked countenance, rushed in from the back
shop, closing the door sharply behind him. He stared at the pedlar
with his bleared eyes for an instant, and then, walking round behind
the counter, asked in a very obsequious tone what he wanted.
Joshua put his head across, and whispered a few words in the man's
ear.
The dealer in marine stores looked somewhat suspiciously at the
stranger, and then shook his head, replying--
"I don't understand what you mean, sir."
The tone was the most innocent in the world, and the countenance
expressed a dull surprise; but Joshua again advanced his head, and
addressed a few more words in a whisper to the worthy shopkeeper,
producing a slight smile upon the lips, which were very much like
those of a toad, while a ray of intelligence shot from the dull eyes.
"All safe?" he said.
"Safe as a nut," replied the pedlar, "otherwise I shouldn't have
pinched the cat's tail."
"I don't know anything about it at present," replied the man of marine
stores; "but I dare say I can find out. Is it the box you want?"
"No, no," answered Joshua, impatiently; "I've been paid the full worth
of the box already: I told you it is the pocket-book, and all that is
in it."
"Where are you lodging?" said the shopkeeper. "I dare say I can find
out something about it in a day or two."
"I am lodging nowhere," answered the pedlar, "for I'm only waiting for
the coach to go to town; and as to staying a day or two, that's no go
at all, Master Mingy Bowes; for if I don't take the book up with me,
the whole business will be put in the hands of the Peelers, and then
you know quite well I shall lose my share, you'll lose yours, and the
gentlemen will lose theirs."
"Stay a minute," said the man; "I will just go and look in my books--I
may have got it down, for aught I know. Two or three little matters
have come in since the morning."
"Ay, do," said the pedlar; "and remember, we're all upon honour, and
share according to rule."
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