The Forgery; or, Best Intentions.James, G. P. R. (George Payne Rainsford)
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The Forgery; or, Best Intentions.
James, G. P. R. (George Payne Rainsford)
Fiction
I must not pause upon these things more. It was through such scenes as
I have described that Mingy Bowes and his companion took their way,
without the slightest fear or trepidation, for it would seem that they
both knew the haunt right well. They went up a very narrow sort of
court out of Oxford Road, and then turned into a broader and more
reputable-looking street, though heaven knows it was bad enough. About
half-way down was an open door, over which were written some letters
required by the excise, and by the side of which, on a board about two
feet square, appeared a curious painting.
On a background, intended to represent sky and cloud, though in
reality it looked more like a torn blue coat with a white shirt
peeping through the rents, appeared a tolerably well painted sow,
standing on her hind legs, with a flageolet in her mouth, whence this
pleasant resort of rogues and vagabonds took its name of the "Pig and
Whistle." Mingy and his friend went in, pushed the first swing-door
open, then passed a second, for there was no impediment in the way, at
least for the moment, though there were bolts and bars in plenty
about, which might possibly be used at times to shut out suspicious
characters. The sense of words, of course, differs in different
places, and perhaps by the term "suspicious characters" two very
different classes of persons would be meant by the police and by the
landlord of the "Pig and Whistle." The latter, at all events, did not
seem to consider Mr. Mingy Bowes and his friend Sam as within the
category; for he made them a very reverent bow as they entered that
apartment which bore an ironical inscription, designating it as "the
Commercial Room." With Sam he seemed quite familiar, and to Mingy
Bowes was highly deferential, for gentlemen of Mingy's calling are
very important personages in the great community of thieves and
scoundrels. As soon as he had brought the liquor which his two guests
demanded, the landlord, well skilled in the usages of his own peculiar
world, retired from the room, which for the time had no other tenants
than those just arrived.
"And so the cove was out, Mingy," said Sam, who had by this time
recovered in some degree from his first disappointment; "but what's
this you've found out that you think you may work well?"
Mingy took a sip of his brandy-and-water, looked into his glass, and
seemed to consider, like one of Homer's heroes, before he began to
tell his story. When it began, however, it was not a very long one.
"Why, as far as I can make out, Sam," he replied, at length, "the
young man is a-going to be married to a rich lady, a good deal older
than hisself."
"D--n him! what's that to me?" asked the ruffian.
"A great deal," answered Mingy Bowes; "for I think it was ten to one
your scheme broke down with the young man, while I am quite sure we
can make it answer with the old woman."
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