The Forgery; or, Best Intentions.James, G. P. R. (George Payne Rainsford)
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The Forgery; or, Best Intentions.
James, G. P. R. (George Payne Rainsford)
Fiction
It was a fine summer afternoon, when a carriage-and-four--a thing by
no means uncommon in those days, though as rare as a bustard at
present--dashed into the small town of Belford, at that sort of pace
which shows well-paid postboys, if not well-fed horses. I find, by a
statistical account of that part of Europe which lies between the Aln
and the Tweed, and which in former days was frequently subjected to
inundation from the great northern reservoir of mosstroopers, that,
under the beneficial influence of a more civilized state of society,
the small town of Belford had increased and prospered, till, on the
day of which I am writing, it was computed to contain no less than one
hundred and seventy-three-houses, and nine hundred and forty-seven
inhabitants. The greater proportion of the inhabitants possessed no
stockings, and very few shoes. I say the greater proportion; for it
had been an immemorial privilege of that portion of the citizens of
Belford which had not yet attained the age of fourteen, to wear upon
their legs and feet the covering with which nature had provided them,
and none else. Some of the higher classes, with that neglect of their
rights which they often show, had suffered the privilege above
mentioned to fall into desuetude. The children of the clergyman
always, and of the Presbyterian minister sometimes, wore shoes and
stockings. So also did those of the doctor, the lawyer, the two
principal shopkeepers, and the landlord of the inn; but all, or very
nearly all, the rest adhered to their right, with strong
determination; and after the carriage ran a multitude of boys and
girls, whose feet had never been tightened and spoiled by compression
in cotton or leather. It was not, indeed, that the climate of Belford
was particularly like that of Eden, which dispensed, as we all know,
with the necessity of any great superfluity of garments. On the
contrary, the north wind visited it fresh from home; so much so as to
have generated a despair of cultivation, which after efforts have
proved to be very unreasonable. Andrew Fairservice's crop of early
nettles gave, in those days, a very fair specimen of the sort of
horticulture practised at Belford; and, not very many years before the
period of my tale, an old woman used to walk through the town with a
basket on her arm, crying, at different seasons of the year, the
following rare and in many instances unknown fruits, the names of
which, be it remarked, I give in her own peculiar dialect, though I
cannot convey to the reader any idea of the tone, something between a
song and a squeal, in which she offered her produce to the public.
"Hips, haws, slees, and bummle-berriers; cherries, ripe grosiers,
nipes (turnips) sweet as honey!" were the sounds she uttered, and in
them consisted very nearly the whole catalogue of fruit brought to
market at Belford.
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