The Forgery; or, Best Intentions.James, G. P. R. (George Payne Rainsford)
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The Forgery; or, Best Intentions.
James, G. P. R. (George Payne Rainsford)
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"Nor I," answered Lady Anne; "though I wonder at you, for the men who
wore velvet coats always dined at three or four o'clock; but you know,
my good friend, that ladies always have their own way, and so I intend
you to dine with me to-day. Wherever I am, I always arrange everything
for everybody, according to my own plan; and though people are
frightened at the beginning, they are always very well pleased in the
end, I assure you. So now tell your servant to bring you your
roquelaure and your hat--is it round or cocked?"
"Do you know, you are very saucy," said Mr. Hargrave, in reply. "Where
do you intend to take me? What do you intend to do with me?"
"I shall tell you nothing about it," replied Lady Anne: "I intend it
to be a clear case of abduction, in order that an action may lie, and
be decided upon the merits. I will say and do nothing which can raise
the slightest technical quibble, but direct you immediately to get
your hat and cloak, and if you do not make haste I shall give you
sufficient cause to swear that you go in personal fear."
"That will depend upon the nature of the vehicle," rejoined Mr.
Hargrave, who seemed perfectly to enter into her humour. "Is it an
open carriage or a shut? Is it a dog-cart, a gig, a phaeton, a landau,
a coach, or a post-chaise?"
"Neither the one nor the other," replied Lady Anne: "it is my own
travelling carriage; and you shall be at full liberty to drop into the
corner and fall sound asleep, or to talk to me the whole way, as your
courtesy may decide."
"But how far? how far?" exclaimed the other; "that at least you can
tell me."
"Why, as far as Milford Castle," answered Lady Anne with a gay and
good-humoured smile; "but we shall be back in plenty of time for
dinner, so you shall not lose the meal which no Englishman can go
without."
"Milford Castle!" exclaimed the old gentleman. "What! Lady Anne! Come
and give me a kiss."
"No--you must come for it," replied Lady Anne. "Five years ago I would
have given you one, but you did not come to London to seek it, and now
you must take it if you want it."
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