The Forgery; or, Best Intentions.James, G. P. R. (George Payne Rainsford)
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The Forgery; or, Best Intentions.
James, G. P. R. (George Payne Rainsford)
Fiction
"As bad an illustration as ever was given!" exclaimed Mr.
Winkworth--"one which would break down at the first turn. Good heaven!
what a quantity of plate-glass!"
"You must admit that that is, at all events, a great improvement,"
rejoined the younger gentleman, "compared with the small dingy panes,
which even I can recollect. You can have nothing to say against the
plate-glass, I think."
"A whole volume!" said Mr. Winkworth. "In the first place, the shops
and houses must be as hot as cucumber-beds. This window lets the whole
sun in."
"You forget you are not in India, in Arabia, or on the shores of the
Red Sea," replied his companion; "but what more?"
"In the next place," continued Mr. Winkworth, "every stone-throwing
urchin, discontented snob, or butcher's boy with a tray on his
shoulder, has two or three hundred pounds at his mercy. A chimney-pot
falling, a flower-pot overturning, or almost any other accident you
please, can pick your pocket of much more than it may be convenient to
lose, in the shape of glass. Then look at that jeweller's shop. Think
what a temptation it must be to a poor rogue to pop his hand through
and seize all those diamonds and pearls. Upon my life! it is worth the
risk of transportation. Then, again, as a matter of calculation, my
dear lad--I don't know what is the price of plate-glass now, but I am
very sure that three or four thousand pounds would not buy the
shop-front of that mercer. Who pays for it, sir?--who pays for it?
Why, you, and I, and everybody who wants a silk handkerchief, a dozen
of gloves, or a pair of silk stockings. Now, what I want is a silk
handkerchief, not plate-glass; and I do not see why I should be
obliged to contribute my quota to enable Harry Thompson, or John
Jenkins, or any one else, to cover his wares with a plate of stuff
only fit for a looking-glass, as dear as gold and as frail as a
dancing girl."
Charles Marston laughed outright. "That last part of your speech, my
dear Winkworth," he said, "is worthy of my uncle Scriven."
"Then he must be a wiser man than you seem to think him," rejoined Mr.
Winkworth, with a smile.
"I never said he was not wise," replied Charles Marston. "Oh, no! he
is a very wise man in his generation. Neither do I think he would
carry the matter as far as you do, nor object to any one but himself
buying as much plate-glass as he pleases, perfectly certain that if
he, Mr. Scriven, is obliged to pay something additional in his bill on
account of that commodity, he will find means to make the possessor
pay him back with interest, if they have any further dealings
together."
"Loving nephew!" said Mr. Winkworth, drily; "pray, are you as
affectionately fond of all your other relations?"
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