"And I say," cried Paul eagerly, pointing to his note, "if this clause
becomes law, swine fever will rage through the land like a demoniacal
possession. The myriad pigs of Great Britain, possessed of the devils
of Socialism, will be turned into Gadarene swine hurtling down to
destruction. You can show how they hurtle, like this--" He flickered
his hands. "Do try it."
"H'm!" said Colonel Winwood.
Sorely against his will, he tried it. To his astonishment it was a
success. The House of Commons, like Mr. Peter Magnus's friend, is
easily amused. The exaggeration gave a cannon-ball's weight to his
sound argument. The Government dropped the clause--it was only a
trivial part of a wide-reaching measure--the President of the Board of
Agriculture saying gracefully that in the miracle he hoped to bring
about he had unfortunately forgotten the effect it might have on the
pigs. There was "renewed laughter," but Colonel Winwood remained the
hero of the half-hour and received the ecstatic congratulations of
unhumorous friends. He might have defeated the Government altogether.
In the daily round of political life nothing is so remarkable as the
lack of sense of proportion.
"It was the Gadarene swine that did it," they said.
"And that," said Colonel Winwood honestly, "was my young devil of a
secretary."
Thenceforward the young wit and the fresh fancy of Paul played like a
fountain over Colonel Winwood's speeches.
"Look here, young man," said he one day, "I don't like it. Sometimes I
take your confounded suggestions, because they happen to fit in; but
I'm actually getting the reputation of a light political comedian, and
it won't do."
Whereupon Paul, with his swift intuition, saw that in the case of a
proud, earnest gentleman like Colonel Winwood the tempting emendations
of typescript would not do. In what Miss Winwood called his subtle
Italian way, he induced his patron to discuss the speeches before the
process of composition. These discussions, involving the swift rapier
play of intelligences, Colonel Winwood enjoyed. They stimulated him
magically. He sat down and wrote his speeches, delightfully unconscious
of what in them was Paul and what was himself; and when he delivered
them he was proud of the impression he had made upon the House.
And so, as the years passed, Paul gained influence not only in the
little circle of Drane's Court and Portland Place, but also in the
outer world. He was a young man of some note. His name appeared
occasionally in the newspapers, both in connection with the Winwood
charities and with the political machine of the Unionist party. He was
welcomed at London dinner tables and in country houses. He was a young
man who would go far. For the rest, he had learned to ride and shoot,
and not to make mistakes about the genealogical relationships of
important families. He had travelled about Europe, sometimes with the
Winwoods, sometimes by himself. He was a young man of cultivation and
accomplishment.
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